its dangerous out there chords by Bill Morrissey

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Verse 1
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There's
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Russians in the front yard,
There's
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Martians on the ceiling,
There's a
Caped
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Buffalo on the patio,
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And you ask me how I'm
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feeling.
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There's a sniper by the swing set,
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The hot way has been mined,
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And here you come with a great big
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smile singing rise and shine
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Well, there's nothing you can say that
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will get me up to date
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Nothing you have ever said that
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can drive me from this bed
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You can call me lazy crazy.
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Call me stupid. I don't care
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I ain't getting up.
Well, it's dangerous out
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there
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There's a hunter from
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Jersey in my kitchen drinkin' beer
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There's a taxi out my window
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with a chainsaw and a lead
I could take a walk around the block to
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shake me from this slumber
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But there's student drivers out today
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and one has got my num ber
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Well, there's nothing you can
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say that will get me up today
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Nothing you have ever said
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That can drive me from this bed
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You can call me lazy, crazy
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Call me stupid, I don't care
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I ain't getting up
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Well, it's dangerous out there
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Well, there's a pounding
on my front door
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It's enough to make me scream
That's two
Girl
Scouts, one
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Je hovah's
Witness
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And a whole
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SWAT team
So listen to me, darlin'
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Please heed these words I say
It's too scary here in
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February, dear, set my snooze alarm for
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May
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Well there's nothing you can
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say that will get me up today
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Nothing you have ever said that can
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drive me from this bed
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You can call me lazy, crazy,
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call me stupid, I don't care
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I ain't getting up, well
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it's dangerous out there
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