Ironic original guitar chords by 
Alanis Morissette 
Key: B major•
Intro 1
Emaj7
F#
Hey, I, I
Emaj7
Verse 1
F#/A#
Bsus2
F#/A#
G#m7
An old man turned ninety-eight
F#/A#
Bsus2
He won the lottery
F#/A#
G#m7
and died the next day
F#/A#
Bsus2
F#/A#
G#m7
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
F#/A#
Bsus2
It's a death row pardon
F#/A#
G#m7
two minutes too late
F#/A#
Bsus2
And isn't it iron ic
F#/A#
G#m7
don't you think?
Chorus 1
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's a free ride when you've already paid
F#
B
It's the good advice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
Aadd9
E
F#
And who would've thought? It figures
Verse 2
F#/A#
B
F#/A#
G#m
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
F#/A#
B
He packed his suit case and kissed his
F#/A#
G#m
kids goodbye
F#/A#
B
He waited his whole damn life
F#/A#
G#m
to take that flight
F#/A#
B
And as the plane crashed down,
F#/A#
G#m
he thought "Well, isn't this nice"
F#/A#
B
And isn't it ironic,
F#/A#
G#m
don't you think?
Chorus 2
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's a free ride when you've already paid
F#
B
It's the good advice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
Aadd9
E
F#
And who would've thought? It figures
Bridge 1
When you think everything's okay
Emaj7
F#
And everything's going right
Of helping you out
Emaj7
And everything blows up in your face
Verse 3
F#/A#
B
F#/A#
A traffic jam when you're already late
G#m
F#/A#
B
A "no smok ing" sign
F#/A#
G#m
on your cigarette break
F#/A#
B
It's like ten thousand spoons when all
F#/A#
G#m
you need is a knife
F#/A#
B
It's meeting the man of my dreams
F#/A#
G#m
And then meeting his beautiful wife
Bsus2
F#/A#
G#m7
don't you think?
F#/A#
Bsus2
A little too ironic,
F#/A#
G#m7
and yeah I really do think
Chorus 3
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's like rain on your wedding day
F#
B
F#
G#m
It's a free ride when you've already paid
F#
B
It's the good advice
F#
G#m
that you just didn't take
Aadd9
E
F#
And who would've thought? It figures
Outro 1
Emaj7
F#
And yeah,
F#
Emaj7
Of helping you out
F#
Emaj7
Helping you out
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