Key: E major
Intro 1
E
B
G#m
A
E
B
E
B
G#m
F#
E
B
G#m
F#
E
C#m
B
G#m
F#
E
B
G#m
F#
E
G#m
E
I've got a winning lotto ticket
Verse 1
A
B
E
from the state of Massachusetts
B
A
With a blank eye from the cashier
B
E
B
E
B
for why it's torn and busted up
E
C#m
B
G#m
F#
E
B
G#m
F#
Verse 2
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B
E
I was at a mall in Norwich
G#m
E
A
Shoppers stared at the ground
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E
The es calators went on smoke breaks
G#m
A
C#m
B
E
B
E
A
G#m
Oh 1918, you've yet to see the worst of hu
F#
E
B
mans acting
G#m
A
G#m
F#
E
C#m
B
G#m
B
Verse 3
C#m
A
all I've got to fear
Life's a terminal illness in remission
Verse 4
through the busy city streets
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A
I hate how I always get nervous
B
E
every time I try to speak
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E
a pretty girl, or the police
B
A
And I hate the things that
C#m
B
E
I know about you
G#m
E
A
B
E
And all the horrible things that you do
G#m
A
B
I don't want to be late for work today
E
G#m
A
I want to chew up my dinner
B
E
and spit in your face
G#m
A
B
Light fire to your home and tap
E
B
G#m
F#
your cell phone
Verse 5
E
A
B
A
F#m
Oh yeah!
E
A
Verse 6
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A
F#
E
A
B
A
G#m
E
A
B
If
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F#m
E
everyone needs a crutch,
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E
then I need a wheelchair
I need a reason to reason with you
If everyone needs a crutch,
then I need a wheelchair
I need a reason to reason with you
If everyone needs a crutch,
then I need a wheelchair
I need a reason to reason with you
B
C#m
If everyone needs a crutch,
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E
then I need a wheelchair
B
C#m
B
I need a reason to reason
E
A
B
A
G#m
Verse 7
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A
B
A
E
Oh yeah!
A
Verse 8
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E
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B
A
E
A
If everyone needs a
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A
F#
E
crutch then I need a wheelchair
A
B
A
E
I need a reason to reason with you
A
B
If everyone needs a crutch then
A
F#m
E
A
I need a wheelchair
B
A
E
I need a reason to reason with you
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