i'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home chords by
David Frizzell

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Key: C major

Verse 1
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I came crawling home last night,
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like many nights before
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I finally made it to my feet,
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C C 
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as she opened up the door
And she said,
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"You're not gonna do this anymore"

Verse 2
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She said, "I'm gonna hire a
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wino, to decorate our home
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So you'll feel more at ease here,
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and you won't need to roam
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We'll take out the dining room table,
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and put a bar along that wall
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G G 
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And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
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Verse 3
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C C 
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She said, "Just bring your Friday paycheck,
F F 
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and I'll cash them all right here
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And I'll keep on tap for all your friends,
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their favorite kinds of beer
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And for you, I'll always keep in stock,
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those soft aluminum cans
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And when you're feeling macho,
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you can crush them like a man"
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Verse 4
She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet,
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and put sawdust on the floor
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Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels,
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and I won't cook, no more
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There'll be Monday night football on TV,
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above the bar
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And a pay phone in the hallway,
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when your friends can't find their car"
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Verse 5
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She said, "I'm gonna hire a
G G 
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wino, to decorate our home
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So you'll feel more at ease here,
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and you won't have to roam
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A A 
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D D 
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We'll take out the dining room table,
G G 
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and put a bar along that wall
D D 
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A A 
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And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
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Verse 6
She said, "Now, you'll get friendly service,
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and for added atmosphere
I'll slip on something sexy,
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A A 
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and I'll cut it clear to here
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Then you can slap my bottom,
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every time you tell a joke
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Just as long as you keep tipping, well,
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I'll laugh until you're broke"
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Verse 7
She said, "Instead of family quarrels,
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we'll have a bar- room brawl
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When the Ham's bear say's its closing time,
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you won't have far to crawl
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And when you run out of money,
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then, you'll have me to thank
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You can sleep it off next morning,
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while I'm putting it in the bank"
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Verse 8
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She said, "I'm gonna hire a
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wino, and you decorate our home
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So you can feel more at ease here,
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and you won't need to roam
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When you and your friends get off from work,
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and have a powerful thirst
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Well, there won't be any reason why,
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you can't stop off here first"
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Verse 9
Gb Gb 2
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She said, "I'm gonna hire a
B B 2
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wino, and you decorate our home
Gb Gb 2
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So you'll feel more at ease here,
Db Db 4
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and you won't need to roam
Gb Gb 2
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We'll take out the dining room table,
B B 2
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and put a bar along that wall
Gb Gb 2
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Db Db 4
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And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
Gb Gb 2
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Verse 10
Db Db 4
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Gb Gb 2
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She said, "I'm gonna hire a
B B 2
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wino, and you decorate our home
Gb Gb 2
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So you'll feel more at ease here,
Db Db 4
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and you won't have to roam
Gb Gb 2
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We'll take out the dining room table,
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and put a bar along that wall

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