I'm Feeling Mighty Low chords by Jimmy Durante
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Folks,
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allow me to introduce myself.
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Jimmy Durante, consultant psychiatrist,
who after studying people pro
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and con and to and fro,
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I can now announce that people are divided
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roughly into two distinct categories,
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men and women.
Ignorance of this fact
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can lead to grave complications.
Now I got a patient of mine
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standing right here,
and he has a problem.
Is that correct? Mr. Candido?
Yes, sir.
Now this fella's got a girlfriend
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who keeps running off with a
new guy every day
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And I'm gonna tell you all about it
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because he's suffering for
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melancholy neurosis
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Osmosis dementia peacocks and I better
I better yeah, I better start singing
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before the record runs out
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This is his problem
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He had the preacher on
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a 10 -minute notice
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had the lease on a small bungalow
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But she ran off with a guy named Otis
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I'm feelin' mighty low
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But she came back for him a -cryin'
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And he gave the jeweler his dough
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She went flyin' with a guy named Ryan
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I'm feelin' mighty low
A ranger named Granger,
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a perfect stranger
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Stole her right out of his arms
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A gringo named Bingo
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spoke a different lingo
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Wooed her away with his charms
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And she pleaded with him not to doubt her,
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that he was a favorite beau.
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But she took a powder
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with a guy named Browder.
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I'm feelin' mighty low.
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I'm feelin' mighty sorry for you, son.
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Tell us the story in your own words,
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verbatim.
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Had a honeymoon planned
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for New Haven,
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but I worked just a little too slow.
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She got a craving for a guy named Raven.
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I'm feelin' mighty low.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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No wonder the dame left him,
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his voice is changing.
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You know,
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I've made a complete study of this boy,
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and here are my conclusions.
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He had an unhappy childhood.
He was born one of triplets.
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One was a boy, and one was a girl.
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But they never found out
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what the third one was.
When it was three weeks old,
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it flew away.
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Now listen to me, son.
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I'm a practicing psychiatrist,
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and I want to help you. You'll
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need a psychiatrist.
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Just what was it that occurred
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between you and this girl?
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Well, whenever we sat in the parlor,
she turned the lights down low
and hugged me and kissed me
and hugged me and kissed me.
And one day I got to wondering.
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Wondering about what?
Where does it get you?
This guy don't need a psychiatrist,
he needs a mortician.
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He convinced that they were
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meant for each other.
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They were married
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and it set his heart aglow.
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Since they've been living
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20 years with her mother.
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I'm feeling mighty low.
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I don't mean high.
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Feeling mighty low
I'm Feeling Mighty Low
Jimmy Durante
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