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Ikea easy guitar chords by Jonathan Coulton

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    • Verse 1
    Long 
    ago 
    in 
    days 
    of 
    yore 

    It 
    all 
    began 
    with 
    a god 
    named 
    Thor 

    There 
    were 
    Vik
    ings 
    and 
    boats 

    And 
    some 
    plans 
    for 
    a 
    furniture 
    store 

    Verse 2
    It's 
    not 
    a 
    bodega, 
    it's 
    not 
    a mall 

    And 
    they 
    sell 
    things 
    for 

    apartments 
    smaller 
    than 
    mine 

    As 
    if 
    there 
    were 
    apartments 

    smaller 
    than 
    mine 

    Verse 3

    Just 
    some 
    oak 
    and 
    some 
    pine 
    and 

    a 
    handful 
    of 
    Norsemen 

    Selling 
    furniture 
    for 
    college 
    kids 

    and 
    divorced 
    men 

    Verse 4
    Everyone 
    has 
    a 
    home 

    But 
    if 
    you 
    don't 
    have 
    a 
    home 

    you 
    can 
    buy 
    one 
    there 

    Verse 5
    So 
    rent 
    a 
    car 
    or 
    take 
    the 
    bus 

    Lay 
    your 
    cash 
    down 
    and 
    put 
    your 
    trust 

    In 
    the 
    land 
    where 
    the 
    fur
    niture 

    fold
    s 
    to 
    a 
    much 
    smaller 
    size 

    Billy 
    the 
    bookcase 
    says 
    hello 

    Verse 6
    And 
    so 
    does 
    a 
    table 
    whose 
    name 
    is 
    Ingo 

    And 
    the 
    chair 
    is 
    a 
    ladder-
    back 
    birch 
    birch 

    but 
    his 
    friends 
    call 
    him Karl 

    Verse 7

    Just 
    some 
    oak 
    and 
    some 
    pine 

    and 
    a handful 
    of 
    Norsemen 

    Selling 
    furniture 
    for 
    college 

    kids 
    an
    d divorced 
    men 

    Verse 8
    Every
    one 
    has 
    a 
    home 

    But 
    if 
    you 
    don't 
    have 
    a 
    home 
    you 
    can 

    Interlude 1
    buy 
    one 
    there 


    Verse 9
    Plywood, 
    brushed 
    steel 

    Meatballs, 
    tasty 

    Allen 
    wrenches 

    Verse 10
    All 
    of 
    them 
    for free 

    All 
    of 
    them 
    for 
    me 

    Interlude 2


    Verse 11
    I'm sorry 
    I 
    said 
    IKEA 
    sucks 

    I just 
    bought 
    a 
    table 
    for 
    60 bucks 

    And 
    a chair 
    and 
    a 
    lamp 

    And 
    a shelf 
    and 
    some 
    candles 
    for 
    you 


    Verse 12
    I 
    was 
    a 
    doubter 
    just 
    like 
    you 

    'Til 
    I saw 
    the 
    American 
    dream 
    come 
    true 

    In 
    New 
    Jer
    sey, 
    they 
    got 
    a 
    god-damned 

    Swedish 
    Swedish 
    parade 

    Verse 13

    Just 
    some 
    oak 
    and 
    some 
    pine 
    and 

    a handful 
    of 
    Norsemen 

    Selling 
    furniture 
    for 
    college 
    kids 

    and 
    divorced 
    men 

    Verse 14
    Everyone 
    has 
    a 
    home 

    But 
    if 
    you 
    don't 
    have 
    a 

    Outro 1
    home 
    you 
    can 
    buy 
    one 
    there 


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