If You're Feeling Sinister chords by 
Belle & Sebastian 
Key: F# major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Anthony walked
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to his death because he thought he'd never feel this way again
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If he goes back to the house then things would go from
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bad to worse, what could he do?
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He wants to remember things exactly
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as he left them on that funny day
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And if there is something else beyond,
he isn't scared because
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It's bound to be less boring than today
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It's bound to be less boring
Interlude 1
than tomorrow
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Verse 2
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Hilary walked to her death because she
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couldn't think of anything to say
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Everybody thought that she was boring,
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so they never listened anyway
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Nobody was really saying anything of interest,
she fell asleep
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She was into S&M and bible
studies
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Not everyone's cup of
tea she would admit to me
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Her cup of tea, she would admit to no one
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Her cup of tea, she would admit to me
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Oh but her cup of tea,
Interlude 2
she would admit to no one
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Verse 3
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Hilary went to the Catholic Church
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because she wanted information
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The vicar, or whatever,
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took her to one side and gave her con_ firmation
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Saint Theresa's calling her, the church
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up on the hill is looking lovely
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But it doesn't interest,
the only things she wants to know is
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How and why and when and where to go
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How and why and when and
where to follow
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How and why and when and
where to go
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How and why and when and
where to follow
Verse 4
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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being
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a hopeless unbe_ liever
Interlude 3
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Verse 5
When she got back,
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her spirituality was thrown into con_ fusion
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So she got a special deal on renting
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From the man at Redif_ fusion
"Look at me! I'm on TV
It makes up for the shortcomings
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of being poor
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Now I'm in a million pieces",
picked up for deliberation
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By the people listening at home
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By the people watching on the telly
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By the people listening at home
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By the people watching on the telly
Verse 6
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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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He'll try in vain to take away the pain
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of being a hopeless unbe_ liever
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But if you are feeling sinister
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Go off and see a minister
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Chances are you'll probably feel better
If you stayed and played with yourself
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