If That Ain't Country original guitar chords by
David Allan Coe 
Key: Bb major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
with tattoos and scars
they looked like like tombstones in our yard
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Verse 2
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Well, he sold used parts to make ends meet
from his head to his feet
And the neighbors said we lived like hicks
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for my pa to fix anyhow
Verse 3
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While he was veteran proud, tried and true
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He fought 'til his heart was black and blue
He bought our house on the GI Bill
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all he had to kill to get it
Verse 4
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He drank Pearl in a can, Jack Daniel's black
While he'd get drunk
and mean as a rattlesnake
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that he would take from a stranger
Pre-chorus 1
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I was 13 kids and a bunch of dogs
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A house full of chickens and a yard full of hogs
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cuttin' up logs for the winter
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Tryin' like the devil to find the Lord
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Working like a slave for my room and board
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And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
Chorus 1
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If that ain't country, it'll hair lift the pope
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If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
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I've been on the grand old Opry
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And I know Johnny Cash
Verse 5
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Well, my mama sold eggs at a grocery store
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And my oldest sister was a first-rate whore
Now, mama, she was old, far beyond her time
and I've seen her crying
Verse 6
he was off to the war
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he was good to the core, and she was proud
Now, our house
was a graveyard for automobile
was a bunch of old wheels
Pre-chorus 2
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There was 50 holes and an old tin roof
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Me and my family was living proof
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And everybody called me old poor white trash
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And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass
Chorus 2
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If that ain't country, it'll hair lift the pope
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If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke
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I've been on the Grand Ole Opry
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And I know Johnny Cash, mmm
Outro 1
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And I'm dreaming tonight of my blue eyes
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Concernin' the great speckled birds
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And went back to the to the wild side of life
That a little late
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[Repeat and fade]
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsBb Eb F Cm
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