If It Ain't One Thing It's Another chords by Little Jimmy Dickens
Verse 1
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In spite of all I do,
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there's always someone finding fault.
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If it ain't one thing, it's another.
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They always find a way
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to tell me I ain't worth my salt.
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If it ain't one thing, it's another.
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When I get in the middle,
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people stand around and gloat
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It looks like everybody tries
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to use me for a dope
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But when they call me shorty brother,
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that's all she wrote
If it ain't one thing,
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it's another
Whenever I got cigarettes,
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I never have a match
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And then sometimes it's just vice versa
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I always start twitchin'
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when it's impolite to scratch
If it ain't one thing,
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it's somethin' worse -er
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My shoes are always shined up
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but there's patches on my clothes
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Get one thing fixed
and the other breaks
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and that's the way it goes
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And thinkin' about the atom bomb
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don't help none, knows
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If it ain't one thing, it's another
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I had to see my doctor
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about a week or so ago
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And he talked to me just like a brother
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He said my blood was healthy,
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but the pressure's kinda low
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If it ain't one thing, it's another
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He told me to be careful,
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or someday I'd up and die
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He said you'll have to die,
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and I told him I would try
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Just when I had to live on milk,
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the dog -gone -cow went dry
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it's another
Sometimes I think I'll end it
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by committing suicide
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But that thought ain't
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too hard to smother
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I'd only go below and wind
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up barbecued or fried
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If it ain't one thing, it's another
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One day I even put the
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poison in my coffee cup
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And then I just remembered
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that my insurance ain't paid up
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It goes to show that anything
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I try is bound to flop
If it ain't one thing,
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it's another
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If It Ain't One Thing It's Another
Little Jimmy Dickens
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