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Verse 1
(D major) (A major) (D major) In spite of all I do,
there's always someone (G major) finding fault. (D major)
If it ain't one thing, it's an (A major) other.
They al (D major) ways find a way
to tell me I (G major) ain't worth my salt. (D major)
If it ain't one thing, (A major) it's an (D major) other.
When (G major) I get in the middle,
people stand (D major) around and gloat
It look (G major) s like everybody tries
to use (D major) me for a (A major) dope
But when (D major) they call me shorty brother,
that's (G major) all she wrote (D major)
If it ain't one thing,
(A major) it's an (D major) other
Whenever I got cigarettes,
I nev (G major) er have a (D major) match
And then sometimes it's just vice (A major) versa
I al (D major) ways start twitchin'
when it's impolite (G major) to scratch (D major)
If it ain't one thing,
(A major) it's somethin' worse (D major) -er
My shoes (G major) are always shined up
but there's patches (D major) on my clothes
Get one (G major) thing fixed
and the other breaks
and that's (D major) the way it goes (A major)
And thinkin' (D major) about the atom bomb
don't help (G major) none, knows (D major)
If it ain't one thing, (A major) it's an (D major) other (A major) (D major) (G major)
(B minor) (D major) (B minor) (A major) (G major) (A major) (D major)
(G major) (D major) (A major) (D major)
I had to see my doctor
about a (G major) week or so ago (D major)
And he talked to me just like a brother (A major)
He said (D major) my blood was healthy,
but the pres (G major) sure's kinda low (D major)
If it ain't one thing, (A major) it's an (D major) other
He (G major) told me to be careful,
or someday (D major) I'd up and die
He said (G major) you'll have to die,
and I told (D major) him (A major) I would try
Just when (D major) I had to live on milk,
the dog (G major) -gone -cow went dry (D major)
If it ain't one thing,
(A major) it's an (D major) other
Sometimes I think I'll end it
by commit (G major) ting suicide
(D major) But that thought ain't
too hard to (A major) smother
I'd (D major) only go below and wind
up (G major) barbecued or fried (D major)
If it ain't one thing, (A major) it's another (D major)
One day (G major) I even put the
poison in (D major) my coffee cup
And then (G major) I just remembered
that my (D major) insurance ain't paid (A major) up
It goes (D major) to show that anything
I try (G major) is bound to flop (D major)
If it ain't one thing,
(A major) it's another
(D major) (D major)
If It Ain't One Thing It's Another
Little Jimmy Dickens
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