Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bell,
From the moment we kissed tonight,
Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light,
or if I were a banner, I'd wave
Ask me how do I feel, little me,
Well, still all I can say is if I were a gate,
I'd start popping my spring
Or if I were a bell, I'd go ding -dong, ding -dong,
Well, sir, all I can say is if I
were a bridge I'd be burning.
Yes, I knew my morale would crack
from the wonderful way that you looked.
Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack,
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
I'd go ding -dong, ding -dong
I were a bell, I'd go ding -dong, ding -dong
I were a bell, I'd go ding -dong,