If I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we would all together
me upon my pony on my boat,
and if I were Roy Rogers,
I'd sure enough be single,
couldn't bring myself to marry me, no deal,
it'd just be me and Trigger
and we would all together
me upon my pony on my boat
and if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
and I'd scare them by the flagpole
and I'd scare them by the shade tree
but I would not scare my pony on
And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we would all together
Me upon my pony on my boat
because he got himself a tanto,
and Tanto did the dirty work for free.
But Tanto, he was smarter,
and one day said, Kimisabi,
kiss my ass, I bought a boat,
and I'm going off to sea.
And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we would all together
Me upon my pony on my boat
Set me upon my pony on my boat.