Key: G major•
Verse 1
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Well,
I was three -fourths drunk, she
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looked all right.
I was high -flying, bare -naked,
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out the window
hurt my pride
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lady right by my side
She's a -tryin' to hide,
pretendin' she don't know
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me
on the old woodshed
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When a can of black paint, it fell on my head
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Cost a quarter, half price
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When my telephone rang, it would not stop
what do we need
to make the country grow?
Anita Eckberg, Sophia Loren
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The country'll grow
feet short
She yells and hollers and
pats me on the head
She's a man -eater, a meat grinder,
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a bad loser
workin' all the time
up to her neck,
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She's a humdinger, folk singer.
jumped the fallout shelter,
I jumped the string beam,
I jumped the tv dinner,
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I jumped the shotgun.
he wants my vote,
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he's run ning for office on a ballot note,
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he's out there preaching in
front of the steeple,
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telling me he loves all kinds of people.
he's eating bagels
he's eating pizza
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he's eating chitlins
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i flicked the channel to number four
comes a football man
hand greasy kid stuff
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What I want to know, Mr. Football Man,
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is what do you do about Willie Mays,
Martin Luther King,
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Ola Tunji, whoa -oh -oh.
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Well, the funniest woman I ever seen
was the great -granddaughter
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of Mr. Clean.
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She takes about 15 baths a day
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Wants me to grow a mustache on my face
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She's insane
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Well, you ask me why I'm drunk all the time
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I just walk along and stroll and sing
I'll catch dinosaurs,
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make love to Elizabeth Taylor,
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