Don't tell me they're not there
And I sometimes wonder why
With the shaggy hair they
When my doggone bottle goes dry
Gonna have some fun, try to catch me one
So I sneaky doodled up behind.
I said, alakadab, made a light,
came up with a bottle of wine.
Don't tell me they're not there.
Well, a nine -foot spider
then tippy -toed right on by.
and snuggled up on my bed.
And a stripy -dape in a long black cape
keeps a -tappin' on the top of my head.
don't tell me they're not there.
I'd see them, I'd see them.
Just opened up a bottle of ale
An d sittin' there beside her
With a gas tank on his tail
A purple mole in a goldfish bowl
Keeps tryin' to steal my drink
And a grizzly bear in a rockin' chair
Was a -fishin' in a bottle of ink
Don't tell me they're not there.