I Remember Sex chords by Loudon Wainwright III

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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I remember sex. That thing we used to do
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Where you'd lay down and usually
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I'd lie on top of you
Sometimes you'd lie on top of
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me. We tried that out a bit
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But it didn't work as well,
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I guess something just didn't fit
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Verse 2
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I remember sex. We had it at night
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A few times in the morning and then
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after we would fight
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And on special occasions when
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we'd had too much to drink
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Once in a Morris Minor
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(?), a convertible, I think
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I remember sex.

Verse 3
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It
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was such a  big deal
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That we worried where it would come
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from much more than our next meal
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And  we were always hungry,
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often we overate
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It was up  and down and back and
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forth and hurry up and wait
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Verse 4
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I remember sex. And when
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we went to bed
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Sometimes we didn't sleep
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at all - we just had sex instead
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And having it was heavenly,
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not getting it - pure hell
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And it was either great or bad,
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few did it merely well
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Verse 5
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I remember sex. And how
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it made us  feel
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Completely realistic yet
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totally surreal
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A thing that we all thought about
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and all that we thought of
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That distant crazy cousin to
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the scary thing called love

Verse 6
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I remember sex. I
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started on my own
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When you and I stopped having it,
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I tried it on the phone
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But that was so  expensive
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and sex is just a crutch
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And since I kicked the habit I don't
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think about it much... but...
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I remember sex.

Verse 7
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Something that we did
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And we always used to worry
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we'd end up with a kid
Then we'd have to get rid of it or
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else we'd have to wed
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These days sex can kill ya,
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kids, so stay awake in bed
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