Ya heard the Ice was rockin',
ticket sales were high
Bought some fresh Adi das
so you could look fly
Broke out from your crib rushin'
to get here
Tripped ans stumbled almost broke your
neck comin' down the stairs
Jumped into your ride,
pushed the speed to the limit
Jumped out of your car faster
than you jumped in it
Now you're at the jam but in for a shock
Stupid big line wrapped
around the block
Through the walls of the hall you could
hear me rhyme
Methodically you schemed
a way to cut in line
But when you got inside the sight
straightened your curls
Cause as you look around all
you could see were girls
I love
ladies
I think it's time that I tell the truth
I been dissin' females
since my early youth
But you know that's a drag
and there's no doubt
Cause females are the one thing that
I can't do without
Female companionship is my one vice
I love to buy the girls things,
love to treat em real nice
Homeboys you must admit the
best part of each day
Is when a beautiful lady comes
walkin' your way
Females possess that one commodity
that no man will ever have
Not that hangs around me
They got it, we want it, they move
it, and flaunt it
They shake it and sway
it, we'll die just to lay it
We try to suppress
it until they undress it
And beg 'em to use
it, and cry not to lose it
No man can deny it so don't
even try it!!!
I love
I'm junkie for females
and that's a fact
I'm not into havin' my homeboys
rubbin' my back
Don't dig goin' to the movies alone
Or talkin' to myself on the telephone
Goin' to a disco that's
packed with men
That's like tryin' to get a
dance in the federal pen
Walkin' through a park
with a gang of the guys
And a beach full of fellas never
opened my eyes
And man if females are one
thing that you don't need
You better get away from me
at a high rate of speed
Cause if you don't like them
you must like men
And homeboy that's where our
serious problems begin
Because to me women
are God's true gift
There's absolutely no ques
tion who I'd rather be with
I love
I seen this fly girl walkin'
down the street
Jammin' a box rockin' to the beat
The girl looked pretty,
she really looked nice
So I said to myself she's
got to be with the Ice
Walked over to her,
started sayin' my rhyme
She said "Ice you're so bad,
you damn near blew my mind"
I kept on rappin', runnin' my mouth
The next thing I knew
I was at her house
Looked at her closely,
said for goodness sake
The girl was cut like a diamond,
had curves like a snake
Her top half was heaven,
the bottom was the hell
I knew tonight that the
Ice was gonna rock well
But then she started talkin'
mess about love and romance
Until she noticed the bulge growin'
in my pants
You should'a seen the girl's
eyes as my body expanded
She grabbed for my leg,
raw sex she demanded
My knees started knockin', I tried to run
She said "Please don't leave Ice,
I want you to come"
This girl meant business I had no doubt
This is just about the time
that the Ice passed out
The next day I woke the girl was through
Room still smokin', my legs black and blue
My eyes bloodshot,
my hair pressed straight
My knees still knockin',
I knew I lost weight
She was the best y'all, yes on this earth
I would'a paid a million dollars,
that's what it was worth
If I had got her name or number
it would'a been nice
But I'm here to let you know the
girl went off on the Ice
No when it comes to partyin'
the ladies know how
When I ask for a reply they
always scream owww!!
It's the homeboys always
tryin' to act real chill
Sometimes it's jealous MC's mad
cause they ain't on the bill
Maybe they scared if they say ho!
They might lose their cool
But I got some news
for you: a fool's a fool
But don't get me wrong,
most fellas do rock
They put their hands in the air, they
take the show to the top
They start rockin' with the ladies
once the show begins
They don't stand lookin' stupid
like some mannequins
They don't lean against the wall like
they're I some trance
They did not come with
no intention to party or dance
You know what? yo dead
beats should just stay home
Leave me, my homeboys, and the
ladies alone
Ice-t 
