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I Crush Everything chords by
Jonathan Coulton
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Key: G major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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I lie below,
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you float above
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In the pretty white ships that
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I've been dreaming of
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And I'd like to swim beside you
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Getting dizzy in your wake
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Getting close enough to touch you
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Getting brave enough to take
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you into my arms
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And bring you down to be with me
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Verse 2

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But I can't do that thing anymore
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I can't be the thing I was before
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Maybe I am better off alone
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Asus4
Asus4

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Because I crush everything
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G

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A
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And I crush everything
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Asus4
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And I crush everything
Interlude 1
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Verse 3
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My body's strong,
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but my will is weak
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I got pretty nice arms,
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but I hate my beak
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And the dolphins are all phonies
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They seem nice enough at first
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They pretend to be your friends
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Until they see you at your worst
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and then they leave you
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Without a word they swim away
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Verse 4

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So I can't do that thing anymore
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Bm
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I can't be the thing I was before
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Maybe I am better off alone
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Asus4
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Because I crush everything
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And I crush everything
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Bm
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And I crush everything
Verse 5
Bm
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F#m
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And everything I want I
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take
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Bm
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F#m
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And everything I love I break
Bm
Bm
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F#m
F#m
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And every night I lie awake
Interlude 2
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Verse 6
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Did the stars come out? Did the
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world spin round?
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Does it matter that much
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when you're ten miles down?
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And in the light that filters down
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Into my giant yellow eye
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I can see the sails unfolding
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Stretching white against
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the sky and I forgive them
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I forgive and I let go
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Cause I can't do that thing anymore
Verse 7
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I can't be the thing I was before
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Asus4
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Maybe I am better off alone
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Because I crush everything
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And I crush everything
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And I crush everything
Verse 8
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And I crush everything
Asus4
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And I crush everything
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And I crush everything
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Verse 9

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I lie below, you float above
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In the pretty white ships that I am dreaming of

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • G

  • C

  • D

  • Em

  • A

  • Bm

    2

  • Asus4

  • F#m

    2

Capo: 0

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of I Crush Everything by Jonathan Coulton is G major.

The primary chords used in I Crush Everything are G, C, D, Em, A, Bm.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like G, C, D, Em, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of I Crush Everything is approximately 95 beats per minute.

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