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I Crush Everything easy guitar chords by 
Jonathan Coulton
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Intro 1
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C
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D
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Em
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D
Verse 1
Em
I lie below,
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Em
D
you float above
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Em
In the pretty white ships that
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Em
I've been dreaming of
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A
And I'd like to swim beside you
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A
Getting dizzy in your wake
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A
Getting close enough to touch you
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A
Getting brave enough to take
D
you into my arms
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And bring you down to be with me
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Verse 2
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A
But I can't do that thing anymore
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G
D
Em
Bm
I can't be the thing I was before
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Em
A
D
Maybe I am better off alone
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Asus4
Because I crush everything
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A
And I crush everything
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Asus4
And I crush everything
Interlude 1
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D
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Em
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Verse 3
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My body's strong,
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Em
D
but my will is weak
Em
I got pretty nice arms,
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Em
but I hate my beak
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A
And the dolphins are all phonies
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A
They seem nice enough at first
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A
They pretend to be your friends
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A
Until they see you at your worst
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and then they leave you
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Without a word they swim away
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Verse 4
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A
D
So I can't do that thing anymore
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Em
A
Bm
I can't be the thing I was before
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Em
A
D
Maybe I am better off alone
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Asus4
Because I crush everything
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G
A
And I crush everything
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A
Bm
And I crush everything
Verse 5
Bm
F#m
And everything I want I
Em
G
take
Bm
F#m
Em
G
And everything I love I break
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F#m
And every night I lie awake
Interlude 2
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G
C
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D
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Verse 6
Em
D
Did the stars come out? Did the
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D
world spin round?
Em
Does it matter that much
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when you're ten miles down?
Em
G
And in the light that filters down
A
G
A
Into my giant yellow eye
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A
I can see the sails unfolding
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Stretching white against
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D
the sky and I forgive them
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G
I forgive and I let go
Em
Asus4
Cause I can't do that thing anymore
Verse 7
D
G
Em
Bm
I can't be the thing I was before
G
Em
Asus4
D
Maybe I am better off alone
G
A
Because I crush everything
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A
And I crush everything
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A
D
And I crush everything
Verse 8
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G
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C
And I crush everything
Asus4
And I crush everything
D
C
G
C
G
And I crush everything
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G
D
Verse 9
Em
D
Em
D
I lie below, you float above
Em
D
In the pretty white ships that I am dreaming of
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