I Can't Stop Farting chords by The Queers

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Last night I had

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burritos and drank a  lot of beer
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And now a funny smell is
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eminating from my rear
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My girlfriend tries to  hold her
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nose and falls into a swoon
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I got a problem and I don't
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know what to do
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HELP!
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I can't stop farting (4x)
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My
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flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks
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I sit and try to  take a shit
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outta luck
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My sphincter rears it's ugly
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head as I clear out the room
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I got a problem and I  don't know what to do
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HELP!
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I can't stopfarting