About a givin' up smokin'
And you know, it's got me shook up too
Cause the doctor give my lungs a check
And scratched his head and said,
By heck, you better quit them fags
Since I've learned these facts
That's why it drives me nuts
I love them things now twice as much
I know I'll be a tobacco slave
Till the day they put me in my grave
But come what may, I'll have to say
Oh, oh, take another drag
I've tried to stop, but I haven't yet
So come what may, I'll have to say
Now my boss hung up no smokin' signs
And I thought for sure I'd lose my mind
So I went to his office and said,
And he said, now look, this ain't no joke,
you keep this place fogged up in smoke, you
can't resign, you're fired,
now take your things and get!
He said, I never have seen a man who could burn that weed the way you can,
about it, makes me sweat.
I said, oh well, I guess you're right,
but before I leave, would you give me a light?
I guess you see what's wrong with me,
Now my girlfriend said give up them things,
if you don't I'll give you back your ring
Cause you're getting pale and
Said I ain't gonna keep on kissing the fiend
that's always drinking with nicotine
Now, you just take your choice of
which one you love the most
Well, I thought this over for a little while
Then I give her my answer
cause she's my favorite pet
I'm gonna buy me a ton of
Then I'll be broke, but oh, how I'll smoke
Oh, oh, take another drag
Light another fag, I've tried to stop,
So come watch me, I'll have to say,