I Always Punctuate My Ps chords by Al Simmons

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Verse 1
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 (E minor) I   al (A major)  (F sharp minor)  (B major)  (G major) ways  (A flatdim) 
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 (E major)  (B major)  (E minor)  (A major)  (D major) punctuate  (A major)  (F sharp major) my   (B major) Ps.
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I puff  (E minor) and pop  (A major) perpetu (F sharp minor) ally,  (B major) 
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 (E minor) puckered up  (A major) so prop (F sharp minor) erly.  (B major) 
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 (G major) Pardon my  (A flatdim) pompos (D major) ity
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 (B major) while I  (E minor) punctuate  (A major) my Ps.  (D major) 
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Politely protest  (A major) if  (B flat major)  (B major) you please.
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Pitch papaya  (E minor) pit (A major) s  at  (F sharp minor) my  (B major) knees,
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 (E minor) pressure me  (A major) and plead  (F sharp minor) 
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 (B major) But I'll  (G major) persist,  (A flatdim) 
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I will proceed  (B major) to punctuate  (E minor)  (A major) my P's  (D major) 
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Implore  (B minor) the Prince of Pumpanneys  (G major) 
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To pay  (B major)  (B minor) printers their prop (G major) er fees  (F sharp major) 
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To print  (E minor) on  (A major) pa (D major) per  (B major) pre (E minor) cisely  (A major)  (D major) be a  (G major) proclamation  (D major)  (G major) that
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 (F sharp major) decrease  (G major) people punctuate  (A flatdim) your  (Fdim)  (E major) P's.  (A major) 
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The principal purpose  (B flat major) of  (B major) my purportedly
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preposterous  (E minor) preaching
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is  (A major) to promote impeccably  (B major) 
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 (E minor) proper P  (A major) pronunciation.  (B major) 
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And in the pro (G major) cess,  (A flatdim) I        predict  (A major) that  (B major) a
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population of  (E minor) proud  (A major) P punctuator (D major) s
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will produce a per (A major) manent
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plan (B flat major) etary peace.
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 (B major) For proof,  (E minor) peruse  (A major) the
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profound pos (F sharp minor) sibil  (B major) ities
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Would  (E minor) this polit (A major) ical pundit
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 (B major) pontificate point (G major) lessly?  (A flatdim) 
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I im (A major) plore  (B major) you, please pro (E minor) pel  (A major) your peas
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 (D major) Increase your  (A major) popular (B flat major) ity  (B major) 
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Prepare  (E minor) to purse  (A major) your lips like  (B major) me
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And  (E minor) temper para (A major) graphs with  (F sharp minor) peas
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 (B major) Depart  (G major) upon  (A flatdim) a  (A major) puffing  (B major) spree
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And  (E major) punctu (E minor) ate  (A major) your peas  (D major) 
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Procure  (B minor) a pack of chimpanzees  (G major) 
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To poise  (B minor) atop a pink  (G major) trapeze  (F sharp major) 
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And paint  (E minor) a    (A major) pile  (D major) of
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 (B minor)  (E minor) purple  (A major) peas  (D major) 
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Pro (G major) claiming  (D major) to  (G major) human (F sharp major) ity
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 (G major) People, punctuate  (A flatdim) your
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 (Fdim)  (A flatdim)  (Fdim) piece  (A major) 
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I always punctuate  (F sharp major) my  P's  (B major) 
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I pop  (E minor) and pop  (A major) perpetu (F sharp minor)  (B major) ally
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Pockered  (E minor) up  (A major) so prop (F sharp minor) erly
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 (B major) Pardon  (G major) my  (A flatdim) pompos (B minor) ity
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While  (B major)  (E minor) I   pronounce  (A major) it pub (F sharp minor) licly  (B major) 
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That P -propulsion  (E major) is  (A major)  (B major) the key
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To  (G major) personal pop (E major) ularity  (A major) 
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 (B major) So I punctuate
That's why I punctuate
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I always punctuate  (A major) my P's  (D major) 