I almost always never get my man chords by Jane krakowski

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Verse 1
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Once I wooed a
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Swede named
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Had his maid bring tea each morn,
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Turns out horny
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Bjorn, he loved servant porn,
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And poof     went my plan!
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I am beautiful and        clever,
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And I always, always never get my
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man!
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There was
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Tex who traded stocks
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Hired a  girl to don his socks
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Texie's socks led to sexy talks
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I was out      on my case
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Give my all to each endeavor
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An d        I always,
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always never get my man
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Fell in love with
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Rolls
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Dreamed  that I would be his bride
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But when your chauffeur turned
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out to be a her      d
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They bolted me for a ride
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Seems I'll never end   this curse
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Cause    now my doctor has this nurse
And what's worse,
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the nurse wants me to disperse
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Like dust     from a fan
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So I hope you've had your fun
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But the fact is, girl, you're done
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Cause this time,    hon,     oh, this time,    hon,     yeah, this time,
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hon,     I am gonna, gonna get my man!
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