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I almost always never get my man easy guitar chords by 
Jane Krakowski
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Verse 1
G
Am
G
Am
G
Am
Eb
Dm
G
C#dim
A
C#dim
A
C#dim
G
D
G
Once I wooed a
Am
C
Swede named
Bjorn,
Am
G
Am
C
Had his maid bring tea each morn,
G
Turns out horny
Em
Bjorn, he loved servant porn,
C#dim
G
D
And poof went my plan!
G
Ebaug
G
C#dim
I am beautiful and clever,
Eb
C
G
And I always, always never get my
Am
G
Am
Em
Am
C#dim
man!
G
There was
C
Am
C
G
Tex who traded stocks
Am
C
G
C
Hired a girl to don his socks
And when
G
Em
Texie's socks led to sexy talks
C#dim
D
I was out on my case
G
Ebaug
G
Give my all to each endeavor
C
C#dim
An d I always,
Eb
C
G
C
G
always never get my man
Eb
Fell in love with
Cole's 1930
Rolls
C#dim
G
Dreamed that I would be his bride
Em
A
G
But when your chauffeur turned
C
C#dim
out to be a her d
Eb
G
D
G
C#dim
They bolted me for a ride
Ebaug
G
C#dim
C
C#dim
Eb
G
Am
C
Seems I'll never end this curse
C#dim
C
G
A
C
Cause now my doctor has this nurse
And what's worse,
Em
G
the nurse wants me to disperse
C#dim
G
Like dust from a fan
C
G
D
G
Ebaug
So I hope you've had your fun
C
C#dim
But the fact is, girl, you're done
Dsus4
C#dim
Dsus4
C#dim
Eb
G
Cause this time, hon, oh, this time, hon, yeah, this time,
C#dim
D
G
C
Eb
Cm
hon, I am gonna, gonna get my man!
G
C
Ebaug
G
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