Got a bottle full of mescal,
A Colt .45 pistol tucked in my shorts
I puked up my guts on the floor
now I gotta go look for my horse
Yeah, I tied him up by the
Between the OK Corral and
I was in the Birdcage with
Must of heard us all shootin',
Ike Clanton came walkin' in,
Got up in his face and told
Yeah, I'm way too drunk so I carry two guns punk,
Pull the smoke wagon out,
Oh well, that's what it is when
Whistle at me if you see my
Hey, Howdy Doody what's new?
You might think I'm livin' life like a movie,
You can find me in a wild
drinkin' moonshine out of a boot
Yeah, so take a couple back
Kick your spurs in the dirt
Make a move and we hit the first
One for the road before we tear the
I'm markin' my spot cowboy,
scar on his face and like
And quit his job and his shirt
filled with cigarette burns
What a jerk, he's a slob,
That's when heard "click click"
and the chicken {eeerer!}
So I grab my slingshot and duck
sprayin' rounds like Halo
Said, "Move and I'll put your brain
That's when I pulled out my lucky
nickel and aimed for the knees
Hit the floor and painfully screamed
now the place is rainin' debris
He couldn't see so I kicked
the gun right outta his hand
Local hero does it again,

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Get nowHey, Howdy Doody what's new?
You might think I'm livin' life like a movie,
You can find me in a wild
drinkin' moonshine out of a boot
Yeah, so take a couple back
Kick your spurs in the dirt
Make a move and we hit the first
One for the road before we tear
I'm markin' my spot cowboy, you're takin' a trip