How To Avoid Disaster chords by The Saints

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Verse 1
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Here I
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am in a psychopathic world
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Trying to avoid disaster
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And cutting up
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tomorrow's papers
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Talking about all the
changes gonna come
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And how to avoid disaster
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And if  it was easy
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you could ask me
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And if  it were mine I'd try
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Falling out the window
full of drink in my head
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Like a
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Jamaican festival
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Now baby thinks that
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I'm an animal
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Spent my time trying hard not to think
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No panic about the inevitable
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And if  it was easy you could ask me
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And if  it were mine to decide I'd rather
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not be crucified
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Here I am in this psychopathic world
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Trying to report a disaster
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I'm cutting tomorrow's papers
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Talking about all the
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changes gonna come
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And how to avoid a disaster
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And if  it was easy you could ask me
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And if  it were mine to decide
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I'd rather not be crucified