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Hotel Last Resort chords by 
Violent Femmes
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Verse 1
Am
I don't change the chords
E
Am
anymore
C
Dm
Am
The chords change by themselves
Verse 2
Am
The time luxury affords any bore
Dm
Am
Turns towards all the whistles and the bells
Dm
I can't even remember
Am
My best past retort
Dm
I'm in a resort town
Am
At the Hotel Last Resort
Verse 3
Am
E
Who did I not call
What did I not write
B
E
Blue spring, gold fall, green summer,
winter white
Am
Someone's singing in another language
Dm
I think
Am
Might be english
Verse 4
Am
The ship is leaking tonnage
and tankage
Dm
"They sink"
Am
Lightly sing fish
Dm
Message says "Ship's
flag flies at half mast"
Am
Dm
Report but no message can be sent
Am
From the Hotel Last Resort
Verse 5
Am
E
You wrote me so many letters
B
I keep them in a bag
C
New hope, so many "Feel betters"
Dm
B
E
But jets aren't the only things that lag
Am
Bodies in motion
Tend to stay in motion
Dm
Bodies at rest
Am
Verse 6
That's inertia, inertia, inertia
Did I win a million bucks
C
Dm
Yes, you did
And now you go to where
Am
the lodgings are deluxe
Dm
And join me in my bed where we will blaze,
Am
blast, con tort
Dm
Alive or dead
C
Am
Laying in the Hotel Last Resort
Verse 7
Am
I don't like to snorkel
Dm
Am
And I don't want to swim
I don't laugh but I chortle
C
Dm
Am
When I pass by the gym
C
Dm
I don't take a tour
Am
I don't take on a guide
My fields I rake with manure
C
Dm
Am
I'm fertilizing for pride
Dm
But the mission has been pulled
Am
All agents must abort
Dm
And I am losing my patience
Am
Dm
At The Hotel Lust Re sort
Am
Verse 8
A
Am
I've become invisible
Because one is not divisible
Dm
A
I wander like the jews
Am
I ponder on my muse
A
Am
I pander to the few
I divide myself by 2
Half of half is still half
G
And a chortle is still not a real laugh
Am
Verse 9
Dm
Yo bro where the hoes at
Am
C
Dm
Asked a sport, nobody knows that
At the Hotel Last Resort
Am
Verse 10
In my tomorrow's I got here
Dm
I checked out
Am
Before I checked in
Václav Havel likes beer
Dm
And sorrows for things
Am
Slovakian
He could've been my best friend
Dm
Am
Of human wrongs I wished we had spoke
Fine weather in the west wind
C
Dm
Am
My Cuban songs I sing for the Pope
Dm
I'm still tryin' to get some rest
Am
In this castle, this social fort
C
Dm
Wishing you all the be st
C
From the Hotel Last Resort
Am
Dm
Am
Am
Verse 11
I don't change
A
Am
the chords anymore
C
Am
The chord s change by themselves
Am
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