Horror Asparagus Stories chords by The Fuzztones

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Intro 1

My father

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was a big old toad.
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Toad, toad, big old toad.
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He lived in a hole in the
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middle of the road.
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Road, road, middle of the road.
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My mother was a little wren.
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Wren, wren, little wren.
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She lived at home in a little wren pen.
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Pen, pen, little wren pen.
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My brother was a slimy frog.
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Frog, frog, slimy frog.
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He lived in a swamp in a rotten log.
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Log, log, rotten log.
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My sister was a crummy witch.
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Witch, witch, crummy witch.
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She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch
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My grandma was a wiggly snake
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Snake, snake, wiggly snake
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She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake
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Lake, lake, stagnant lake
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My grandpa was the color green
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Green, green, the color green
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He lived in a warren on an
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elephant spleen
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My auntie was a cardiac bane
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She lived in the heart of a
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whoopin' crane
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Crane, crane, whoopin' crane
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My uncle was a  strange disease
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Disease, disease, strange disease
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He lived on the wind of a
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forgotten breeze
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Breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze
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Toad, wren, frog, witch
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Snake, green, strange disease
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My cousin was a kangaroo,
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and I, my friend,
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am the square root of two.