Hooked On Ebonics chords by Amandla

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Excuse me,
do any of you deaf homies
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wish to come back to my
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crib at the university?
Well you see I've just received a patent
to create a home study course
called Cooked on Ebonics.
And I sure would love to - Ebonics, yes.
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And I sure would love to capture
the native sound
of you deaf homies.
I'm down, I'm down, yo, yo, yo,
I can get with it,
you know what I'm saying,
but I would like to have you back
into my crib at the university.
I've also recently acquired
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some rare ghetto -feel
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to hip -hop recordings,
and I'd love to have y
'all listen to them
to see if you can figure out who be
busting the mad -wack funky lyrics.
What do y 'all say?
Hey, see that coat you're wearing
sure is mighty fat.
Yeah, it's him too.
You know, you colonialists
sure are interested in the language
of us natives here in the book.
Why don't you try vanilla fudge in the bar?
I don't understand your mockery.
just explained to you
that I've received the highest
order of training in Ebonics.
I am now professor Emeritus of Ebonics.
This, coupled with my extensive in
-the -field sociological research,
I can not only validate your language,
but I am extremely fluid in
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ghetto -speak.
Ebonics! Your language!
Ebonics? Yes! Yo, that's fucked up.
That's not a language, cuz.
That's a dialect.
Y 'all always looking for
some lazy -ass excuse
to write up a blackboard. it's just that shit.
It varies from region to region.
It's constantly changing.
You know, it patronizes.
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Demoralizes. Categorizes.
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Dumb -ass shit.
Well, that's just fine. It's just fine.
I understand that perspective
coming from an undernourished
street mind
that y 'all are forced to inhabit.
It's perfectly valid, dude.
You feel that high -five?
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Wow! Whoa!
Look at that fine cyst
over there giving me the eye!
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What an incredible backside!
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She'd be trippin' my shit,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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Ah, boys, I should just
slide up and tap that ass.
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Say, my beautiful Nubian sister,
you sure be slammin'.
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Yes, sir, that ass is boomin'.
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Why don't you come chill with me
back at the crib, you know?
Just laid in a cut.
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I've got some fresh dope back jams.
We'll keep it on the down low.
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You know how we do.
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So deaf you are,
I got mad crazy skin
We can knock those boots all night long
Just keepin' it real, I be
But I'm so dope, so fat
We can bounce on my ride
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I've got 16 switches
for all these fine bitches
I'm rollin' in the six, deuce, dammit
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I am fresh, I  have all that
in the bag of chips
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Come on then, somebody rockin',
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knockin' Google.
All night long!
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All night long!