Holy Flakes chords by Andy Gullahorn
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Verse 1
On top (G major) of a (B major) dusty shelf in (E minor) a small
-town grocery (Csus2)
were (G major) boxes of some (B major) store -brand flakes
that (E minor) hadn't sold in years. (Csus2)
The (E minor) manager that (D major) transferred
in with (Csus2) marketing (G major) de grees
(A minor) thought (G major) he could sell (D major) that (E minor) cer eal
with (D major) his big fresh ideas. (G major)
He found a picture of (B major) the Pope,
and (E minor) when he got it scanned (C major)
(Csus2) He used (G major) Photoshop to take (B major) a spoon
and (E minor) put it in his hand (C major)
(Csus2) Then (E minor) a Bible with a (D major) caption
of what the (C major) Pope was (G major) trying to say
(A minor) If (G major) you're a (D major) Christian,
(E minor) act like (D major) one and (Csus2) eat your (D major) Holy Flakes
(G major) Holy Flames, (E minor) Holy Flames (B minor)
Holy, (G major) (E minor) Holy, (D major) Holy, (G major) (A minor) Holy (D major) Flames (C major)
(Csus2) The (G major) same old folks came (B major) in that week
To (E minor) get their raisin bread (C major)
(Csus2) But (G major) they all felt convicted
(B major) When they (E minor) saw the Holy Man
(C major) So (Csus2) they (E minor) filled their carts
up (D major) with John Paul
Instead (Csus2) of (G major) stuff they (A minor) liked
They (G major) thought it (D major) was their (E minor) duty
As (D major) a (Csus2) good God, (D major) fear and (G major) kind
Holy Flames, (E minor) Holy Flames (B minor)
Holy, (G major) (E minor) Holy, (D major) Holy, (G major) (A minor) Holy (D major) Flames (G major)
(B major) And the (E minor) Holy Flakes (D major) sold so (C major) well,
(Csus2) they (E minor) couldn't keep
(D major) them on the (C major) shelf,
(Csus2) so (A minor) they diver (G major) sified
(C major) (Csus2) And (E minor) soon there were (D major) sacred chips, (Csus2)
and (E minor) Vir gin Mary (D major) chicken strips, (C major)
and (A minor) prints of Peace (G major) apple pie (C major) (Csus2) (G major) (A minor)
(D major) It don't (G major) matter if it (B major) has no taste
Cause (E minor) it's all in the name
(C major) An (Csus2) d (G major) soon they had
a (B major) one brand town
With (E minor) pantries all the same (C major)
(Csus2) And (E minor) left them with no (D major) appetite
For (C major) stuff that broke (G major) the mold (A minor)
And a (G major) faith that (D major) was as (E minor) shallow
As (D major) the (C major) milk left (D major) in the bowl
(G major) Of Holy Flames, (E minor) Holy Flames (B minor)
Holy, (D major) (G major) (E minor) Holy, (D major) Holy
(G major) Holy (A minor) (D major) Flames, (E minor) Holy Flames (B minor)
Holy, (G major) (E minor) Holy, (D major) Holy (G major) (A minor) Holy Flames (C major)
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Holy Flakes
Andy Gullahorn
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