Holy Flakes chords by Andy Gullahorn
Verse 1
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On top of a dusty shelf in a small
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-town grocery
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were boxes of some store -brand flakes
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that hadn't sold in years.
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The manager that transferred
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in with marketing de grees
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thought he could sell that cer eal
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with his big fresh ideas.
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He found a picture of the Pope,
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and when he got it scanned
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He used Photoshop to take a spoon
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and put it in his hand
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Then a Bible with a caption
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of what the Pope was trying to say
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If you're a Christian,
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act like one and eat your Holy Flakes
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Holy Flames, Holy Flames
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Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy Flames
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The same old folks came in that week
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To get their raisin bread
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But they all felt convicted
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When they saw the Holy Man
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So they filled their carts
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up with John Paul
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Instead of stuff they liked
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They thought it was their duty
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As a good God, fear and kind
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Holy Flames, Holy Flames
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Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy Flames
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And the Holy Flakes sold so well,
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they couldn't keep
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them on the shelf,
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so they diversified
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And soon there were sacred chips,
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and Vir gin Mary chicken strips,
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and prints of Peace apple pie
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It don't matter if it has no taste
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Cause it's all in the name
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And soon they had
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a one brand town
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With pantries all the same
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And left them with no appetite
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For stuff that broke the mold
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And a faith that was as shallow
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As the milk left in the bowl
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Of Holy Flames, Holy Flames
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Holy, Holy, Holy
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Holy Flames, Holy Flames
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Holy, Holy, Holy Holy Flames
You
Holy Flakes
Andy Gullahorn
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