Ho, ho, ho (who'd be a turkey at christmas) chords by Elton John

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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Sitting here on Christmas
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Eve with a brandy in my hand
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Oh I've had a few too many and
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it's getting hard to stand
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I keep hearing noises
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from my fireplace
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I must be going crazy or
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the brandy's won the race
Verse 2
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And I keep hearing ho ho ho,
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guess who's here
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Your fat and jolly friend draws near
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Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
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The bearded weirdie's just arrived
Verse 3
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Ho ho ho, guess who's here
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Your fat and jolly friend draws near
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Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
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The bearded weirdie's just arrived
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On my roof there's snorting sounds,
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and bells inside my head
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My vision's blurred with color,
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and all he sees is red
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There's a pair of large sized
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wellies coming down my flue
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And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room
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