Ho Ho chords by Billy Devroe

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Verse 1
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 (D major) Ho, ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee,
hee, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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 (A major) Strange things are happening.
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 (D major)  (A major)  (D major) Now a friend of mine near  (A major) met his end,
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his mind was over (D major) wrought.
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In the men's  (G minor) room he met a  (A major) friend
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and he shook his hand, he  (D major) thought.
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Strange things are happening.  (A major)  (D major) 
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little boy  (A major) sat down to  (D major) cry
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and an old man  (A major) passing asked
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 (D major) him why he  (A major) said
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I can't do what the big  (D major) boys do
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 (A major) so the old man he sat
down and he cried too
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strange things are happening now  (D major) 
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Damon to  (A major) Pythias was just  (D major) like a brother
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where  (G minor) you'd find one
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 (A major) you'd always  (D major) find the other one night
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Pythias  (G minor) called Damon a skunk
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 (D major) so  (A major) Damon turned around
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got Pythias  (D major) drunk
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Strange things are happening.  (A major) 
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 (D major) Now, the fleecy cloud  (G minor) may  (A major) kiss the sky,
and the rose may kiss the butterfly.
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Sparkling  (D major) wine may kiss the glass.
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 (A major) And you, my friend, farewell.
Strange things are happening.
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 (D major) I went  (A major) to a lady barber,
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and what I saw  (D major) made me perplexed.
There she sat.
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She  (A major) was nursing a baby.
She looked at me
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and she  (D major) said, you're  (A major) next.  (D major) 
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 (A major) Strange things are happening.
For a haircut.
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 (D major) There was a young  (A major) girl from St. Paul
who wore a newspaper gown
to the ball.
Her dress caught on fire,
burned out her entire front page
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sports section  (D major) and  all.
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 (A major) Strange things are happening.
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I love the St. Paul sports section.  (D major) 
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There  (A major) once was a man named Gandhi
who sat at the bar sipping brandy.
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 (D major) He lifted his sheet to wipe off his cheek
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and the  (A major) waitress said
my what a dandy
Strange things are happening
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 (D major) Now the policemen came in
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 (A major) the month of May
and the mailman came the very next day
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 (D major) Nine months later. was  (A major) hell to pay
who fired the shot the blue or the gray
strange things are happening
Sort of a Civil War joke.
Oh, yeah
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 (D major) Ah, an old one.
This one will close the place up.
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 (A major) Now there  (D major) was a lesbian from
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 (A major) Rangoon.
This'll do it.
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Who took a fairy up to  (D major) her room.
Wow.
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 (A major) They turned out the light
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 (D major) and they fought  (G minor) all at  (D major) night.
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Who does what  (A major) and with
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which and to  (D major) whom?
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 (A major) Strange things are happening.  (D major) 