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Hip Hop Quotables easy guitar chords by 
Ludacris
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Verse 1
Bm
Hi, my name's Ludacris, and I'm
high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge,
so yo' parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids "Actin' a Fool" from
the traps to the burbs
Verse 2
Bm
My filthy mouth,
it won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and took
my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator,
the size of a crater
And make government officials
breathe harder than Darth Vader
Verse 3
Bm
It's the chicken and the beer
that makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork,
I don't even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake,
with yo' bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MC's, but
I don't gain no weight
Verse 4
Bm
The number one chief rocka,
clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board,
y'all more shook than maracas
But my trick ain't for kids,
if you dig 'em, you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya, I'll spring forward,
you fall back
Verse 5
Bm
Every album that I drop has got
more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller,
y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed
but the ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland,
Oregon to Portland, Maine
Verse 6
Bm
Now I roll up torpedoes,
get blunted with Rastas
For a hefty fee,
I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys I'm
a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em
I want a full court press
Verse 7
Bm
So momma toast your glass while
I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every single is a smash,
I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just want to
admit that they lost
And that they last about as long
as my part in the wash
Verse 8
Bm
From yo' car to a crap game,
no one rolls wit' you
One of Mini- Me's shoes got
more sole than you
So by the time you figure out why
your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club smokin',
with President Clinton
Verse 9
Bm
So stand clear of the long
sideburns and goatee
They may the mold of
the penis enlarger off me
I'll be in another room when
I hit from the back
Not to mention my
refrigerator's taller than Shaq
Verse 10
Bm
So yippie- kay- yay, yippie- yie- yie- yo
If you can't swim,
don't smoke my hydro
I've been lookin' for a woman
just to put my stamp on
But a lot of y'all are mo' stuck
Verse 11
up than tampons
Bm
So wash all ya sins away
and stop playin'
If God's line is busy you might have
to two- way him
Then catch me in your backyard,
playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk tell them kids,
"Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"
Verse 12
Or watch me swing my chain at the Roscoe's off Pico
Bm
Got seven cars,
get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad,
they say "Oooh he's so evil!"
'Cause I go on blind dates,
with actual blind people
Verse 13
Bm
But my album's out the store,
yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot,
so y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man
that stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta
play hard or go home
Verse 14
Bm
All that shit that y'all talkin',
y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris will beat you down
with a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in yo'
ass that you can smell it
And yo' breath will turn to Foot
Locker water repellent
Verse 15
Bm
I'm the man, I got money far as
the eyes can see
And I'm in a group,
I split dough with me, me and me
So much money in my jewelry
that I'm damn near sorry
So I'm a trade my earrings in,
and get a Ferrari
Verse 16
Bm
I buy cars with straight cash,
have meetings with Donald Trump
y'all meet with Honda,
no payments for 12 months
Take a look at yo' life and no
wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit
than a colostomy bag, fool!
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