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Hip Hop Quotables easy guitar chords by Ludacris
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Verse 1
Hi,
my name's
Ludacris, and I'm
high as
giraffe
pussy
And I'm close
to
the edge,
so yo'
parents
can come
push
me
I curse
so much
just
to get
on they
nerves
I got
kids
"Actin'
a Fool"
from
the traps
to the
burbs
Verse 2
My filthy
mouth,
it won't
fight
cavities
or beat
plaque
So
I shot
the tooth
fairy
and took
my old
teeth
back
I'll take
a shit
on the
equator,
the size
of a
crater
And make
government
officials
breathe
harder
than Darth
Vader
Verse 3
It's
the chicken
and
the beer
that makes
Luda
keep
rappin'
But
no pork
on my
fork,
I don't even
speak
pig
Latin
I
go fishin'
on
my lake,
with
yo' bitch
as the
bait
Plus
I eat
many
MC's, but
I don't gain
no
weight
Verse 4
The number
one
chief
rocka,
clean
out
yo' rap
lockers
I'm
as stiff
as a
board,
y'all more
shook
than
maracas
But my trick
ain't
for kids,
if you
dig
'em, you'll get
smacked
I'll clock
ya,
I'll
spring
forward,
you fall
back
Verse 5
Every
album
that
I drop
has got
more
than ten
bangers
That's
cause I'm
a shot
caller,
y'all
fools
is Crank
Yankers
Ain't a damn
thing
changed
but
the ice
on my
chain
To get
chicks
from Portland,
Oregon
to Portland,
Maine
Verse 6
Now
I roll
up
torpedoes,
get blunted
with
Rastas
For a hefty
fee,
I'm
on your record
like
Bob
Costas
I own
so many
jerseys
I'm
a throwback
mess
I hit
the cleaners
and
tell 'em
I want
a full
court
press
Verse 7
So
momma
toast
your glass
while
I'm countin'
my
cash
'Cause every
single
is
a smash,
I'm
hot as
a camel's
ass
The competition
never
just
want to
admit
that they
lost
And that
they last
about
as long
as
my part
in the
wash
Verse 8
From yo'
car
to a crap
game,
no
one rolls
wit'
you
One
of Mini-
Me's
shoes
got
more sole
than you
So by
the time
you figure
out
why
your record
ain't
spinnin'
I'm in
the strip
club
smokin',
with President
Clinton
Verse 9
So stand
clear
of the long
sideburns
and goatee
They may
the mold
of
the penis
enlarger off me
I'll
be in
another
room
when
I hit
from the
back
Not
to mention
my
refrigerator's taller
than
Shaq
Verse 10
So
yippie- kay-
yay,
yippie-
yie- yie-
yo
If
you can't
swim,
don't
smoke
my hydro
I've
been lookin'
for
a woman
just
to put
my stamp
on
But
a lot
of y'all
are mo'
stuck
Verse 11
up than
tampons
So wash
all
ya sins
away
and stop
playin'
If God's
line
is busy
you
might have
to two-
way
him
Then catch
me in
your backyard,
playin'
croquet
And when
I'm drunk
tell
them kids,
"Drugs
are bad,
mmm'kay?"
Verse 12
Or watch
me swing
my chain
at
the Roscoe's
off
Pico
Got seven
cars,
get
all my
rims
at Chrome
Depot
And people
think
I'm bad,
they say
"Oooh
he's so
evil!"
'Cause
I go
on blind
dates,
with
actual
blind
people
Verse 13
But
my
album's out
the store,
yours
be
on the shelf
I heard
you
masturbate a
lot,
so y'all
keep
to yourself
'Cause
these
women
want
a man
that stay
up
and stay
strong
Like
the
NBA, you gotta
play
hard
or go
home
Verse 14
All
that shit
that
y'all talkin',
y'all
can pop
it to
them
'Cause Ludacris will
beat
you down
with
a prosthetic
limb
I put
my foot
so
deep
in yo'
ass
that you
can smell
it
And
yo' breath
will turn
to Foot
Locker
water
repellent
Verse 15
I'm the man,
I got
money
far as
the eyes
can
see
And I'm in
a group,
I split
dough
with
me,
me
and me
So
much money
in
my jewelry
that
I'm damn
near
sorry
So
I'm a trade
my
earrings
in,
and get
a Ferrari
Verse 16
I buy
cars
with straight
cash,
have
meetings
with Donald
Trump
y'all
meet
with Honda,
no
payments
for
12 months
Take
a look
at yo'
life
and no
wonder
you so
sad
Y'all
put up
with more
shit
than a
colostomy bag,
fool!
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