Hell Toupée chords by Turbonegro

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Intro 1

Verse 1
A 
I took my band way across
G5 
Bb5 
the land
Bb 
But too much ass can
Bb5 
G5 
A 
destroy a man
G5 
Bb5 
See, I emptied all my glands
Bb 
Bb5 
G5 
A 
Inside the emptiness of all my fans

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Verse 2

Bb5

I spent all of my testosterone

Giving all my favorite fans a bone

It's hard on my hair, living like a dog

Bb5

And tonight the devil is

Bb5

riding a hog

Verse 3

Night is falling, the curtain's calling

My bio clock is ticking so fast

Verse 4
D 
G 
D 
A 
G 
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee,
Hell Toupee
D 
F 
G 
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A 
G 
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D 
F 
not now, no way
G 
A 

Verse 5
G 
Bb 
Other day, I was doing the bump
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A 
Then I found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate
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Bb 
The state of my hair and
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A 
its terrible fate

Verse 6
A 
Spent my life fighting off
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Bb5 
Bb 
the pigs
G 
A 
Drinking beer and a smoking cigs
Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs
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Bb 
But now I'm stuck
D 
googling for wigs

Verse 7

Skin is glowing, dome is showing

My bio clock is ticking so fast

Verse 8
D 
And it's gonna be,
A 
G 
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
D 
F 
G 
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A 
G 
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D 
F 
D 
not now, no way

Verse 9

Hell Toupee, day by day

Always thought that my

hair would stay great

Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee but it's way too late

Interlude 1

Verse 10

Night is falling, curtains are rolling

My bio clock is ticking away

Verse 11
D 
A 
G 
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee,
Hell Toupee
D 
F 
G 
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A 
G 
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D 
F 
D 
no, not now, no way

Verse 12
A 
G 
Hell Toupee, razor blade
D 
F 
G 
It's genocide of my hair today,
Hell Toupee
A 
G 
D 
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
F 
D 
G 
Don't fade away, not now, no way
A 