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Hell Toupée chords by 
Turbonegro
N/A•
Intro 1
A
G5
A
G5
D5
G5
A
Verse 1
A
I took my band way across
G5
Bb5
the land
Bb
But too much ass can
Bb5
G5
A
destroy a man
G5
Bb5
See, I emptied all my glands
Bb
Bb5
G5
A
Inside the emptiness of all my fans
Verse 2
A
G5
Bb5
Bb
I spent all of my testosterone
G5
Giving all my favorite fans a bone
A
G
It's hard on my hair, living like a dog
Bb5
Bb
And tonight the devil is
Bb5
D
riding a hog
Verse 3
D
Dm
C
D
Night is falling, the curtain's calling
Dm
My bio clock is ticking so fast
F
C5
Verse 4
D
G
D
A
G
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee,
Hell Toupee
D
F
G
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A
G
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D
F
not now, no way
G
A
Verse 5
G
Bb
Other day, I was doing the bump
G5
A
Then I found myself taking a dump
It gave me time to contemplate
G
Bb
The state of my hair and
G
A
its terrible fate
Verse 6
A
Spent my life fighting off
G
Bb5
Bb
the pigs
G
A
Drinking beer and a smoking cigs
Stealing riffs and a blowing gigs
G
Bb
But now I'm stuck
D
googling for wigs
Verse 7
D
Dm
C
D
Skin is glowing, dome is showing
Dm
My bio clock is ticking so fast
F
C5
Verse 8
D
And it's gonna be,
A
G
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
D
F
G
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A
G
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D
F
D
not now, no way
Verse 9
A
G
Hell Toupee, day by day
D
F
Always thought that my
G
hair would stay great
A
G
D
F
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee but it's way too late
Interlude 1
G
D
Dm
D
G
A
G
Bb
G
A
G
Bb
G
A
G
Bb
G
A
C
Bb
D
Verse 10
D
Dm
C
D
Night is falling, curtains are rolling
My bio clock is ticking away
F
C
Verse 11
D
A
G
And it's gonna be, Hell Toupee,
Hell Toupee
D
F
G
Can't stand losing my hair this way
A
G
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee,
D
F
D
no, not now, no way
Verse 12
A
G
Hell Toupee, razor blade
D
F
G
It's genocide of my hair today,
Hell Toupee
A
G
D
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
F
D
G
Don't fade away, not now, no way
A
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