happy holidays yall chords by Robert Earl Keen

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Verse 1
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There is a  Barbie doll in the gravy
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boat up on mom's TV set
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An angel made of Styrofoam holds
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Rita's cigarette
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Santa waves an empty beer
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in his plastic hand
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Everyone is here again,
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it's Christmastime again
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You know the kids

Verse 2
are in their sleepin'
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bags with every kind of toy
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And Ken and Kay have hit the hay
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in dad's new La-Z-Boy
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Fran Fran Fran has got a cozy spot
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beneath the Christmas tree
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Sittin' in his underwear,
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drunk as he can be

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Verse 3

Last night we stuffed our stockings

and hung the mistletoe

When Santa Claus came knocking,

he looked like Uncle Joe

Someone put the coffee on

and find the Tylenol

Merry Christmas everyone,

Happy Holidays y'all

Interlude 1

Of course old

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dad got mom a flannel
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robe and Ken a socket set
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Mom got Kay a super value
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pack of Nicorette
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And Kay got Ken a NordicTrack and
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a new guitar for me
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Ken got sister Spanish speaking
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lessons on CD

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Last night we all sang Jingle Bells
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and  opened up our hearts
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This morning our house looks like
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hell or possibly Wal-Mart
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Someone Someone clean the gravy
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boat and dress the Barbie doll
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Merry Christmas everyone, Happy Holidays
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y'all