Hair Today - Gone Tomorrow chords by Larry Mangum

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Verse 1
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C 
I'm lookin'
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D 
G 
in my mirror
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and I don't like what I see
C 
The guy lookin' back looks like my dad
G 
and not like me
A chubby face and wrinkles
C 
and no hair upon his head
G 
Just lookin' at that chrome dome
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G 
makes me wish that I was dead
C 
Here today, here today,
G 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
D 
I'm follically challenged,
C 
G 
I can't beg, steal, or borrow
C 
Here today, here today,
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Em 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
G 
Hey, ball may be beautiful,
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G 
C 
G 
D 
G 
but it's my greatest sorrow
My wife has always told me
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that she thinks ball is cute
But there's nothing cute
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G 
about a cue ball in a suit
Least I know she loves me
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cause she tells me every day
G 
And I tell her, her butt ain't fat,
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G 
what else could I say?
C 
Hair today, hair today,
G 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
D 
I'm follicly challenged,
C 
G 
I can't beg, steal, or borrow
C 
Hair today, hair today,
G 
Em 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
G 
Hey, Paul, may be beautiful,
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G 
C 
but it's my greatest sorrow
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D 
C 
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G 
Em 
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D 
G 
Well, there it is, it's over,
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my bouffant is long since gone
I could have been a rock star
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G 
if my hair had just stayed long
At least I found the perfect dye
C 
to take years off of my age
G 
I'm a hairless hunk of burning funk,
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G 
I'm a tiger in a cage
C 
Hair today, hair today,
G 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
D 
I'm follicly challenged,
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G 
I can't bank, steal, or borrow
C 
Go hair today, hair today,
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Em 
and gone tomorrow, gone tomorrow
G 
It may be beautiful,
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G 
but it's my greatest sorrow
C 
G 
It may be beautiful,
D 
C 
but it's my greatest sorrow
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