Guru chords by Loudon Wainwright III

SimplifiedG · D · C

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Verse 1
G 
D 
G 
C 
CHORUS:
G 
Down in Southern California
D 
There's a guru that is guruing there
G 
He's got 250 followers
C 
They're following him everywhere

Verse 2
C 
He's got all of the answers
to all of the questions
D 
And he promises to make us fee
G 
He's got all the solutions
to all of the problems
That are plaquing our society
C 
All the followers they love
to follow their Guru
D 
Everything else is a hoax
G 
They kiss his lotus feet,
You know they make up his bed
You know they're laughing
C 
at all of his jokes
He protects his people
from the outside world
D 
His people need never be
afraid
G 
Cause if you're his disciple
and he happens to like ya
I can tell you, that you've got
C 
it made

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Interlude 1

Verse 3
C 
Well if you're not part of this special,
D 
Selective, exclusive, elite family
G 
You're considered a heathen,
and a sap, and a sucker
C 
Devoid of spirituality
They try to sell you some mints,
D 
And and some cookies
Or some literature to show
you the way
G 
Yeah they'll prostletizing and
it's mesmorizing
And they're making
C 
moulah everyday