let me tell you about this girl I met
She could not tell left from right
And I knew she came for money
By the way, she bought me drinks
But I'll be damned if I ever understand
Just how a rich girl thinks
She wants me to call her Monday
Could be a blessing, maybe a curse
Just to watch the tide reverse
She wants me to meet her girlfriends
But I just wanted to take her home
and dance the grizzly bear
I have never seen a girl so pretty
with a dollar up her nose
I said, let's have one more drink
and go home, it's getting late
But she shook her head and said
she wanted to dance to a dehydrate
She wants me to call her Monday,
could be a blessing, maybe a curse
just to watch the tide river
One named Missy, one named Claire
But I just wanted to take her home
and dance the grizzly bear
I can tell by how she high -stepped
She learned to dance uptown
we just kinda like to get drunk
And slam bodies all around
I guess I might have embarrassed her
Before she could work up a sweat
and ran away to her car vet
I guess I won't call her Monday,
but no blessing and no curse
I've already seen the Bay of Fundy
and it's Randy tied reverse
And I'll never get to meet her girlfriends
I gotta find someone else