Grandpa chords by Gary Mule Deer

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Verse 1
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My grandpa used to say, listen,
if we all liked the same things,
everybody would be after
your grandma.
My grandpa used to say
some weird things.
He used to say things like,
one good turn gets most of the blankets.
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One time somebody asked him
what he wanted to be
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when he got out of high school.
He said, no more than 25.
I make fun of my grandpa,
actually he was pretty successful,
he was a veterinarian and a taxidermist.
I know what you're thinking,
no matter what happened,
you got your dog back.
You guys are great,
want to go to Denny's later? Denny's.
Boy, talk about truth in advertising
when they say the food is as good
as it looks.
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I like Denny's soup and salad
bar.
All you can hold down for 2 .89. Grandpa
really hated Grandma's cooking.
He said it got so bad there for a while,
all the flies chipped in
and got the screen door fixed.
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Turning out much better than I
thought it would.