God Save The N.R.A. chords by Fish Karma
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Intro 1
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Little (D major)
Verse 1
(G major) kids at McDonald's eating happy meals (D major)
(G major) A (D major) perfect day in (G major) paradise,
all the parents disagree.
(D major) An (G major) other round of chocolate shakes,
more onion rings and french (D major) fries, (G major) (D major)
processed sugar and (G major) deep -fried fat,
and lots of festive li (D major) quid dye. (G major)
The clerks behind the counter
sing in four -part harmony. (D major)
(G major) (D major) The fluorescent bulbs flicker (G major) on and off,
the plastic clown smiles (D major) balefully. (G major)
(D major) The front (G major) door opens and
a man comes in,
silhouetted by the (D major) midday sun. (G major) (D major)
Dressed in thrift store com (G major) bat fatigues,
in his hands a semi -automat (D major) ic gun.
(G major) He's had a real hard life,
he never ever really had (D major) a (G major) break. (D major)
Pushed down from the (G major) day he was born,
But today, he's finally
gonna make (D major) the (G major) grade
(D major) He's (G major) going to pay them all back
All the jerks for whom he's (D major) ever worked (G major)
(D major) His nagging wife and the (G major) bill collectors
It's time to hurt like he's (D major) been hurt (G major) (D major)
(G major) The bullets fly, the kids all die
His lost manhood is (D major) now restored (G major)
He (D major) lights a post -coital ci (G major) garette
Drops a spent match (D major) on the floor (G major)
(D major) The president (G major) is outraged
Stern measures he (D major) advocates (G major)
No (D major) more semi -auto (G major) matic guns,
he says
Unless, of course,
they're Amer (D major) ican -made
His handlers cheer heartily (G major)
Another bold political (D major) stand (G major)
The (D major) consequences of his (G major) words resound
But nobody really gives (D major) a (G major) damn
(D major) Cause when the NRA comes (G major) crawling
Up on Capitol Hill (D major) (G major)
(D major) All the politicians bend (G major) over their desks
And start to grunt (D major) and squeal
A climax of hundred dol (G major) lar bills
Leaves everyone with a con (D major) tented glow
(G major) Later (D major) on the press (G major) cover it still denies
The evils of (D major) gun control
They say we gotta keep
this country strong (G major) and free
It's a fashion of (D major) liberty
(G major) Freedom (D major) comes from the (G major) barrel of a gun,
Mr. Voter
So why don't you (D major) buy yourself one?
That's your logo, Sporting (G major) Goods Store
Hold the gun in your clammy (D major) hand
It'll make you feel (G major) so good
Better than any woman can (D major)
Join (G major) the hundreds of thousands
Of other brainwashed (D major) idiots
Who can quote the Second (G major)
Amendment
without understanding a (D major) word of it?
Explain it to (G major) the dead pregnant woman,
victim of a (D major) drive -by shooting.
Explain it to the two dead (G major) kids
in acting scenes from their
favorite Ram (D major) bo movie.
Explain it to the Cana (G major) dian women.
Explain it to all the postal (D major) workers.
Explain it to their fam (G major) ilies and friends.
Explain it to yourself (D major) if you can.
If you belong to the (G major) NRA,
I suggest you go screw (D major) yourself
The barrel of your gut (G major)
should fit in either your
anus (D major) or your (G major) mouth
May (D major) God (G major) save the NRA
May God save the NRA (D major)
May God save the (G major) NRA
For a fate it deserves (D major)
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