Best Tuning App Ever
MaddProfessor
“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Goalhanger chords by 
Billy Bragg
N/A•
Intro 1
G
Em
D
G
Em
D
G
He's got the bonhom
Verse 1
G
Em
D
G
Em
D
G
ie of a game show host
Em
And his handshake is so limp its
D
G
Em
D
like meeting a ghost
G
Am
His apologies are tired
C
cos he uses them a lot
Am
His excuses are so lame if they
C
were horses they'd be shot
G
B
He lies through his teeth with
impeccable grammar
C
Am
In the game of life he's just
C
a dreadful goalhanger
Verse 2
G
Em
D
G
Keeping all his options open till
Em
D
G
the very last minute
Em
Checking every situation trying to
D
G
Em
D
G
work out what's in it
Am
Trying to nail him down is like
C
nailing wa ter to a wall
Am
He's incapable of making
C
a commitment at all
G
Like trying to knock in a nail with
B
an inflatable hammer
C
Am
In the game of life he's just
C
D
a dreadful goalhanger
Verse 3
Em
C
Yesterday upon the stair I met
G
Am
a man who's never there
D
Em
He won't be there again today
C
Bm
Am
Well, that's what he told me to say
Interlude 1
C
G
D
C
G
D
C
G
D
Am
A
Am
He's got the natural
Verse 4
G
Em
arrogance
D
G
Em
D
of an exclamation mark
G
Em
And he wishes his bite was
D
G
Em
D
a big as his bark
G
Am
He's appealing to the referee
C
at every single stage
Am
He's a fuzzy little bundle
C
of impotent rage
G
And when he ought to have patience,
B
he only has anger
C
Am
In the game of life he's just
C
a dreadful goalhanger
Verse 5
G
Em
D
G
His lack of humility
Em
D
defies imagination
G
Em
And he hangs round like a fart in
D
G
Em
D
G
a Russian space station
Am
He doesn't even notice as he
C
sells you down the river
Am
Cos he's one of life's takers and
C
he's looking for a giver
G
He smirks and shrugs his shoulders
B
as he drops another clanger
C
Am
In the game of life he's just
C
a dreadful goalhanger
Outro 1
C
G
How did you like the song?
You need to log in to leave a rating.
Learn to play Goalhanger by Billy Bragg with GuitarTuna
Master Goalhanger by Billy Bragg on guitar and explore 10000 tabs created by our verified editors.
Whether you're learning Goalhanger by Billy Bragg for the first time or perfecting your skills, GuitarTuna makes it easier to practice across guitar, bass and piano. Join 2 Million musicians already playing songs they love on GuitarTuna. Rated 4/5 on App Store.
Autoscroll20%
More songs to play
Join millions playing with GuitarTuna
- #1 Tuner
in AppStore & Google Play
- +
AppStore & Play rating
- M
Downloads worldwide
- k+
Songs available
Trusted by guitar players worldwide
Well-Designed App
Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
Secret weapon
Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”