Who is the girl wearin' nothin'
And a picture on the billboard
in the Jimmy Holland Freight
From Chicago to St. Louis,
Lordy, I see her every day
A double -clutchin' weasel like me
can hardly ever get a girl anywhere
Like the girl wearin' nothin'
And a picture on the billboard
Wow, what a girl wearin' nothin'
And a picture on the billboard
her very long to get gone
If someone would pull a dirty little trick
I slow my jimmy down to 20,
that's about how many ricks
I was by the girl wearing nothing
and a picture on the billboard
I love the girl wearing nothing
and a picture on the billboard
I guess I'm gettin' bolder,
cause I'd rather kiss a holler
than just to keep a -lookin'
At 4 .45, coffee drinkin', eatin',
time a -jimmy -shimmyin' while I woke
up the artist that painted the display
Of the girl wearin' nothin'
and a picture on a billboard
Doggone that girl wearin' nothin'
In the picture on the billboard
The sleepy -headed painter
said the girl wasn't real
And I'd better get the f*** on my way
from the billboard to Chicago
You'll find tiny pieces of my heart
scattered every which way
Shattered by the girl wearing
And the town and the picture
And the field near the big ol' highway