Ghetto Cartoon chords by Coolio

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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 (E minor) Once
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upon a time in a  (D major) land called fuck
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Lived a  (E minor) duck named Donald and his
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 (D major) mother was a cluck
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Mickey  (E minor) Mouse wore a rag
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pant (D major) s in a sag
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Neighbor (E minor) hood kingpin but his
brother was a fag
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Donald had beef so  (D major) Mickey
couldn't sleep
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They was  (E minor) hootin' for a while
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and it was  (D major) gettin' kinda  (E minor) deep
Bugs Bunny had the props
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on the  (D major) East (E minor) side spots
Known to hit a five from
a mile with a shot
Goofy was Mickey Mouse right hand man
One day smoked a stick,
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and  (D major) came up with a brand
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Called  (E minor) Pixie and Dixie,
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two  (D major) killers from Chicago
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A  (E minor) game of 5K, to eliminate Donald
But what they didn't know,
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is  (D major) Donald was a  (E minor) G
Had big time respect,
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from the  (D major) West to the  (E minor) East
Haps up see, and listen to the funk
First chapter in the funky car
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 (D major) toon from the  (E minor) ghetto

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Verse 2
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Huey and  (D major) Duey and  (E minor) 
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 (E minor)  (D major) Louie with a
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 (E minor) Shot down Mickey Mouse  (D major) made,
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 (E minor) Minnie
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Everybody know Minnie  (D major) got shot down
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And the  (E minor) cop on the case was
Huckleberry Hound
Huckleberry had a Deputy,
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 (D major) by the name of  (E minor) Dog
Eye- witness to the crime
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was  (D major) Kermit the Frog
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But  (E minor) Kermit was scared and
he wouldn't testify
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck,
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but they  (D major) shot and they missed
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And  (E minor) now Bugs Bunny is  (D major) gettin'
kind of pissed
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'Cause the  (E minor) shot that they missed
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hit his  (D major) homeboy Elmer
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 (E minor) Bugs sellin' drugs on the
motherfuckin' corner
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The future's lookin' shitty in  (D major) fuck city
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So they  (E minor) called in the  (D major) Feds,
Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
Shit's on the street,
no that's how it goes
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Scene  (E minor) two in the funky car (D major) toon  (E minor)  (D major) from

Interlude 1
the ghetto
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Verse 3
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 (E minor) Now the war is on and  (D major) Mickey
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Mouse is  (E minor) dead
Quick Draw McGraw took
two to the head
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Huey and Duey and  (D major) Louie got caught
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And  (E minor) now they in the county,
ready to sell out
Pixie and Dixie's on the
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 (G major) run from the  (E minor) mob
'Cause they tried to kill Donald
and they didn't do the job
Bugs Bunny got popped,
in a bar gettin' drunk
Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while
Miss Piggy had a pump
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Donald got the  (D major) word that his
nephews was snitchin'
So Tom and Jerry stuck 'em on they
way to the kitchen
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Goofy was a  (E minor) punk and  (D major) everybody knew
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Him and  (E minor) Huckleberry Hound was
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 (D major) spotted drinkin'  (E minor) brew
In the alley out back,
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in the  (D major) corner in the dark
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But they  (E minor) both got smoked by  (D major) 
Jabberjaw the Shark
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Donald  (E minor) Duck got the whole
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damn  (D major) city sewed up
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In a  (E minor) ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck

Outro 1
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