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Verse 1
(D major) (B flat major)
(D major) me, (B flat major) is everybody there?
(D major) Because if (B flat major) everybody's (D major) there,
I want to (B flat major) thank you all
for (D major) coming to the (B flat major) wedding.
I'd ap (D major) preciate you going even more.
I mean, you must have lots
of better things to do
and not a word of it to Paul.
Remember, Paul,
you know (Ddim) the man I'm gonna marry.
But I'm not,
because I wouldn't ruin (C sharp major) anyone
as (Ddim) wonderful as (D major) he is.
But I thank you all for the
gifts and the (A major) flowers.
Thank you all.
Now it's (Asus4) back to the showers.
Don't tell Paul,
but I'm not getting (A major) married today. (D major) (B flat major) (F sharp major) (D major)
Bless this (B minor) day.
A tragedy (A major) of life (C sharp minor) has (F sharp major) been joined (B major) to life
(B minor) The heart (E major) sinks (A major) down and feels (D major) dead
(F sharp major) This dreadful (B major) day (D major)
(B flat major) (D major) (B flat major) (D major)
(B flat major) Listen (D major) every (B flat major) body, look,
I (D major) don't know what you're (B flat major) waiting for
A (D major) wedding, what's (B flat major) a wedding?
It's a (D major) prehistoric (B flat major) ritual
Where (D major) everybody promises
fidelity forever
Which is maybe the most horrifying
word I ever heard
And which is followed by a (C sharp major) honeymoon
where suddenly he'll realize
He saddled with another one to (Ddim) kill me,
which he should solicit
(D major) Thanks a bunch,
but I'm not getting (A major) married
Go have lunch,
cause I'm (Asus4) not getting (A major) married
You've (Asus4) been grand,
but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm
not getting married
And don't tell Paul,
but I'm not getting (A major) married
Today (D major)
Go, can't you go?
Why is (G major) nobody listening?
Goodbye, (D major) go and (G major) cry
(D major) At an (G major) other person's wake
If you're (Asus4) quick for a kick
You could pick up a christening,
but please, on my knees,
there's a human life at stake! (A major)
(D major) Listen, everybody,
I'm afraid you didn't hear
or do you want to see a crazy person
fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Paul
who may be ruining his life,
you know, we'll both of us be
losing our identities.
I telephoned my (B flat major) analyst about it
and he (Ddim) said to see him (D major) Monday,
but by (C sharp major) Monday
I'll be floating in the (Ddim) Hud son
with the (D major) other garbage.
I'm not (Asus4) well,
so I'm (D major) not getting (Asus4) mar ried.
You've been swell,
but I'm not getting married.
Clear the hall,
cause I'm not getting married.
Thank you all,
but I'm not getting married.
And don't tell Paul,
but I'm not getting married today.
(G major) Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all,
but why watch me die like
Eliza on the ice?
Look, perhaps (Asus4) I'll collapse in the abs
right before you all,
so take back the cake, burn the shoes,
and boil the (A major) rice!
(D major) Look, I didn't want to have to tell you,
but I (B flat major) may be coming
(D major) down with hepatit (B flat major) is,
and I (D major) think I'm gonna (B flat major) faint,
so if you (D major) want to see me faint,
I'll do it happily,
but wouldn't it be funnier to go
and watch a funeral?
So thank you for the (B flat major) 27 dinner plates
and (Ddim) 37 but (D major) ter knives
and (Ddim) 47 pa (D major) perweights
and (Ddim) 57 candle (D major) holders.
I (A major) am not getting married.
Thank (Asus4) you (A major) all,
but I'm (Asus4) not getting married
and don't tell (A major) Paul,
but I'm (Asus4) not getting married today (D major)
Outro 1
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Getting Married Today
Brad Hampton
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