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Verse 1
Am 
Wait a minute, man.
Hey, check this out, man.
It was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street
with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish
market.
You know what I'm saying?
He stopped.
He took a deep breath.
He said
Good morning, ladies
E 
You like that shit, man?
Am 
I got a gang of that shit, man.
I tell you what, my man on the guitar
Fool on the drum
Ay, ay, everybody's crowded
around the mic,
I'll tell you all
of these motherfuckin' jokes I got
But first, I'mma start off like this.
Ay, help me sing it homeboy
Come on, say, coke four to five
and two zig -zags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park, catch a dog,
smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bone like
Chi Chi and Chong,
this ill taste from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint,
pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flying
through Palmdale,
skating on deck and rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell,
I bet my cabbie will
Well it was just sundown
in a small white town,
Em 
Am 
they called it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afro man walked
through the white land,
houses went up for sale
Well I was standing on the corner
selling rap CDs
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
cause I didn't know her daddy
E 
was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
Am 
We  fucked on the bed,
fucked on the floor,
E 
fucked so long
Am 
I   grew a fucking afro
Then I fucked to the left,
then I fucked to the right,
she sucked my dick till the shit turned white
I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba,
got my ass looking like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way,
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I jumped out the back window
E 
But her daddy, he was waitin'
Am 
with a two -by -four
Oh, he beat me to the left,
he beat me to the right
E 
Am 
The motherfucker whooped
my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her
prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'ma fuck that bitch just one more time
Code 45 and two zigzags,
baby, that's all we need
We can go to the ball, grab the dog,
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flying
through Palmdale
Skating on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
And my tapes and my CDs just don't sell
I bet my cabbie will
Uh, I met this lady in Hollywood
E 
She had green hair,
Am 
but damn, she looked good
I took her to my house,
cause she was fine
But she whooped out a dick
that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
E 
Am 
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
Tell ya that a woman
in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See, I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said, Aye!
Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open
with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife
in the state of Kentucky
She said, I'd fry some chicken
if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices
Code 45 and two zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the ball, cat the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed, uh
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
Until it takes from me to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rolled that ass and said,
yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
E 
Am 
can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl down in
South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned
to a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
E 
Am 
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Am 
Coke 45  and two zigzags
Baby, that's all we need
We can go to the mall, grab the dog
E 
Am 
Smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn,
we can take our turn
Singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
Am 
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
Am 
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell,
Am 
flying through Palmdale
Am 
Skatin' on Dayton rims, come on
So roll, roll the 83 Cadillac coupe to build
And my tapes and my CDs
just don't sell