Key: D minor•
Verse 1
F
Dm
There was Johnny McAldoo
and McGee and me
F
Dm
We had a bob or two
which we knew how to blew
C
F
and we all felt gay
Gm
C
McLamann's, Humpty Dan's
F
Dm
We then went into Swan's,
Gm
C
our stomachs were to pack
F
Dm
We ordered out a feed
which indeed we did need
F
Dm
Johnny Meckledood turned red,
white and blue,
Dm
F
Gm
C
he soon put out of sight.
F
Dm
He shouted out in core
with a roar for some more,
F
Dm
He ordered eggs and ham,
C
F
Dm
But him he couldn't ram,
Gm
C
though he tried his level best.
F
Dm
For everything he brought,
cold or hot, mad he'd not,
C
F
but he still stood the test.
Dm
Gm
So when he'd drive him lard by the yard,
F
Dm
He thought it would go hard
Gm
C
when the waiter robbed the bill.
F
Dm
Reached out to dig a bore,
but he swore he could lore
C
F
and more before he had his fill
says Madra
Gm
C
if you don't hold him in
F
Dm
When the waiter brought the charge,
Meckledoo felt so large
Gm
C
tear his hair in despair
F
Gm
To finish the affair,
and no doubt he did trounce
I suppose
if the few blows,
C
F
no time at all
To begin to howl and to
Gm
C
growl by myself
F
Gm
Threw an empty bowl
out the shopkeeper's head
F
Dm
Stroke a picky fin,
peed the skin off his chin
C
F
and we all fought and bled
Dm
Peeled to the rhyme and I lied for a five
C
Dm
Paid for all the meat that we ate,
stopped the threat
F
Dm
And went home to remanate
C
F
Dm
F
Bb
On the spray that day you
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsDm F C Gm Bb
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