Funny papers

Funny papers easy guitar chords by Mac Miller

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E A D G B E

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Fret 1

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Capo
  • D

  • F#m

    2
  • Em

  • Bm

    2
  • F#

    2
  • G

  • C

  • A

  • Ebm

    6
  • Esus4

  • E

  • C#m

    4
  • D

  • F#m

    2
  • Em

  • Bm

    2
  • F#

    2
  • G

  • C

  • A

  • Ebm

    6
  • Esus4

  • E

  • C#m

    4
  • Verse 1
    Did 
    no one 
    ever teach 

    you how 
    to dance? 

    Nobody 
    ever taught 

    you how 
    to dance? 

    Well- 
    well, 

    everyone knows 
    how to dance 

    There's only 
    so much 
    time 

    Yeah, 
    somebody 
    Verse 2
    died 
    today, 

    I saw 
    his picture 
    in 
    the funny 
    papers 

    Didn't 
    think 
    anybody 
    died 
    on a 
    Friday 

    Some 
    angry 
    banker, 

    some 
    kind 
    of money 
    trader 

    Recently 
    divorced, 

    was drunk 
    drivin' 
    down 
    the highway 

    And drove 
    off 
    the bridge 
    to 

    his wedding 
    song 

    Blew out 
    the bass 
    in 
    his speakers, 

    you can 
    still 
    hear 
    the treble 
    goin' 

    The hospital 
    was useless, 

    and 
    everything 
    was quiet 
    but 
    the music 

    Recently, 
    I only 
    meet 
    peace 

    when 
    in deep 
    sleep 

    Been 
    the 
    same 
    dream, 
    world 
    safe, 

    smile 
    on her 
    face 

    Waitin' 
    on 
    the other 
    side 

    I wonder 
    if 
    He'll take 
    me to 

    the 
    other 
    side, 
    yeah 

    What 
    your eyes 
    see, 
    too 
    naive 
    for war, 

    and that'll 
    screw 
    ya 

    Still 
    bet 
    it all 
    on 
    the glory, 
    hallelujah 

    I heard 
    the answer 
    in 

    the gibberish 
    of 
    an old 
    drunk 

    All he 
    said was 
    he's 
    in 
    no 
    rush 

    Verse 3
    If I 
    could just 
    pay 
    my 
    rent 
    by Tuesday 

    I bet 
    I'd be 
    rich 
    by 
    April 
    Fools' day 

    The 
    moon's 
    wide 
    awake, 

    with a 
    smile 
    on his 
    face 

    As 
    he 
    smuggle 
    constellations 

    in 
    his 
    suitcase 

    Don't 
    you love 
    si
    lence? 

    Verse 4
    Everything 
    quiet 
    but the 
    music 


    Everything 
    quiet 
    but the 
    music 

    Do 
    you love 
    silence? 

    (Ooh- ooh- ooh) 

    Everything 
    quiet 
    but 
    the music 

    (Hoo- 
    hoo, 

    hoo- 
    hoo, hoo- hoo- hoo, hoo) 

    Somebody 
    gave 
    birth 
    to 
    Verse 5
    baby 
    boy 

    I saw 
    his picture 
    in 
    the 

    funny 
    paper

    Eleven 
    pounds, 

    named 
    after 
    his uncle 
    Gabriel 

    His mother 
    cried 
    with 
    her lips 

    against 
    his soft 
    face 

    Why'd 
    she bring 
    these bright 

    eyes 
    into 
    this dark 
    place? 

    Oh, 
    sweet, 
    sweet 
    oblivion 

    Way 
    before 
    the information 

    gets 
    settled 
    in 

    I swear 
    to God 
    I never 
    wanna 
    sin 
    again 

    But 
    I fear 
    that 
    trouble's 
    on 

    its 
    way 
    (yeah) 

    The mind 
    go 
    with age, 
    don't 
    surrender 

    My 
    mistake, 
    I misplaced 

    all of my 
    remembers 

    Baby, 
    there's 
    a little 

    vacation 
    in 
    the 
    dresser 

    Take 
    one 
    for 
    depression, 

    and 
    two 
    for your 
    tem
    per 

    Verse 6
    If I could just 
    pay 
    my 
    rent 
    by Tuesday 

    bet I'd 
    be 
    rich 
    by 
    April 
    Fools' day 

    The 
    moon's 
    wide 
    awake, 

    with a smile 
    on his 
    face 

    As he 
    smuggle 
    constellations 

    in his 
    suitcase 

    Don't 
    you love 
    silence? 

    Oh 
    shit, 
    here come 
    the 
    icebreaker
    Verse 7


    It's danger 
    when 
    he's bringin' 

    out 
    the 
    lightsaber 

    The words 
    awesome 
    but 

    he's talkin' 
    outta 
    turn 
    often 

    I blew 
    the fuck 
    up, 

    then 
    became 
    the world's 
    problem 

    Bad 
    hygiene, 
    all about 
    that gross 
    life 

    Hate 
    to see 
    somebody 

    fuckin' 
    up 
    their own 
    life 

    Just 
    roll 
    the dice 
    and put 

    twenty 
    on 
    midnight 

    Have 
    a feelin' 
    we 
    gon' win 
    tonight 

    'Cause 
    when the 
    snakes 
    start 
    slitherin', 

    you spot 
    the 
    chameleons 

    You realize 
    you surrounded 

    by 
    reptilians 

    Shit, 
    I ain't an innovator 


    Just a motherfuckin' 
    illustrator 



    Verse 8

    Why 
    does 
    it matter 

    At 
    all? 
    Ooh- oh, 
    ooh- oh 

    Outro 1












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