Key: E minor•
Verse 1
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Stuff it in your mouth and
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down your throat
Up your nose and in your heine hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're
straight or gay
You should - yourself anyway
Now, you don't have
to listen to a word I say
But If know you,
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you'll be humpin' away
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- Yourself with your
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neighbor's nose
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If you can't use that,
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use a 10-foot pole
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Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
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Everyone will know you've
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been to this show
Verse 2
you can't take,
eat my stool
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Masturbate with some crazy glue
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I don't care what you do
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- Yourself with a garden tool
Ahh they're full of - in' - in' sh-
I mean you know we've been lied
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getting - ed that long
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from your bed
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Then grab onto your modem
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- Yourself with your heart
Verse 3
and soul
Give it everything you got,
hey I'm talkin' to you
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How ya gonna - someone else?
I'll give it to you later
when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
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- Yourself with organized religion
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If the Lord sees their
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pathetic crimes
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He'll be - them 'til
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the end of time
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to me this racist crap
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I know it isn't white,
only see things your way
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Well, you can suck my d-
- Your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
But when you burnt your brain and you say
"I don't know"
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I mean, stuff those albums
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in your groin
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They come down on me because
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I know how to play -
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Hey... - you!
your holiest of holes
Now those people think
they're holier than Moses
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of - posers
- Yourself with your mother's jewelry
Hey, I won't tell, I ain't no stooly
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If you pounce hard enough
you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so
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With your spikes and your hair and
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those cute little buttons
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leather and lace
- Yourself 'til you're blue
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in the face
- Yourself with your income tax
They're - ing you and that's a fact
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Before you know it your
money's all spent
And you've just been - ed
You're the only one that's
getting - ed in the end
I have been so - ed by legal bills
That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
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- Yourself with your full-
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and your Irish Setter
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can't even think
Thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally
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outraged
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