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Fuck Yourself chords by 
Steve Vai
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Verse 1
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- Yourself with a rubber hose
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Stuff it in your mouth and
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down your throat
Up your nose and in your heine hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're
straight or gay
You should - yourself anyway
Now, you don't have
to listen to a word I say
But If know you,
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you'll be humpin' away
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- Yourself with your
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neighbor's nose
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If you can't use that,
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use a 10-foot pole
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Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
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Everyone will know you've
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been to this show
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If
Verse 2
you can't take,
eat my stool
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Masturbate with some crazy glue
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I don't care what you do
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- Yourself with a garden tool
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- Yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of - in' - in' sh-
I mean you know we've been lied
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to ever since we were born
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It's amazing that we've been
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getting - ed that long
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- Yourself with the world wide web
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Man you could ride that - er right
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from your bed
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You may even meet a Tom,
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Dick, Jane or Billy
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Then grab onto your modem
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and - yourself silly
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- Yourself with your heart
Verse 3
and soul
Give it everything you got,
hey I'm talkin' to you
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If you can't even - yourself
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How ya gonna - someone else?
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- Yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later
when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
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- Yourself with organized religion
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Now that is some seriously
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sinnin' business
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If the Lord sees their
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pathetic crimes
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He'll be - them 'til
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the end of time
Verse 4
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And can someone explain
to me this racist crap
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I know it isn't white,
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but it isn't black
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And to those of you who can
only see things your way
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Well, you can suck my d-
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and take all day
- Your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
But when you burnt your brain and you say
"I don't know"
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I hate to tell you but I told you so
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- Yourself with this grunge rock noise
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I mean, stuff those albums
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in your groin
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They come down on me because
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I know how to play -
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Hey... - you!
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- Yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
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Or are they too holy for
your holiest of holes
Now those people think
they're holier than Moses
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But aren't they just a bunch
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of - posers
- Yourself with your mother's jewelry
Hey, I won't tell, I ain't no stooly
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If you pounce hard enough
you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so
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will your doodie
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- Yourself with the latest fashion
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With your spikes and your hair and
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those cute little buttons
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And if you happen to have some
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leather and lace
- Yourself 'til you're blue
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in the face
- Yourself with your income tax
They're - ing you and that's a fact
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Before you know it your
money's all spent
And you've just been - ed
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by the government
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- Yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's
getting - ed in the end
I have been so - ed by legal bills
That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
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- Yourself with your full-
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length sweater
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With your minks and your diamonds
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and your Irish Setter
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With your cash and your trash and
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your sinks and your drinks
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Just - yourself 'til you
Verse 5
can't even think
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Those of you who enjoy this song
Thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally
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outraged
Outro 1
- Yourself with your face
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