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Fuck Yourself chords by Steve Vai

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  • Am

  • D

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    2
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Verse 1
(E minor) - Yourself with a rubber hose
(G major) Stuff it (E minor) in your mouth (G major) (E minor) and
down your throat (D minor) (E minor)
Up your nose and in your heine hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're
straight or gay
You should - yourself anyway
Now, you don't have
to listen to a word I say
But If know you,
(A minor) you'll be humpin' (D major) away (E minor)
(G major) - Y (E minor) ourself (G major) with your
neigh (A minor) bor's nose (E minor) (G major)
(E minor) If you (G major) can't use that,
use a (A minor) 10- (E minor) foot pole
Stick (G major) it up your ass and go (A minor) for a stroll (E minor)
Everyone will (A minor) know (B major) you've
(A minor) been to (D major) this show (A minor)
(E minor) If
Verse 2
you can't take,
eat my stool
Masturbate with some crazy (D minor) glue (E minor) (C major)
(E minor) I don't care what you do (G major)
(E minor) - Yourself with a garden tool (G major)
(E minor) - Yourself with politics
Ahh they're full of - in' - in' sh-
I mean you know we've been lied
to ever since we were born (G major)
(E minor) It's amazing that we've been
getting - ed that (D major) (G major) long
- Yourself with the world (A minor) wide web
Man (G major) you could ride that - er right
(A minor) from your bed (E minor)
You may (G major) even meet a Tom,
Dick, Jane (A minor) or Billy
(E minor) Then (B major) grab onto your modem
and - y (E minor) ourself silly
- Your (A minor) self with (E minor) your heart

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Verse 3
and soul
Give it everything you got,
hey I'm talkin' to you
If you can't even - yourself (G major)
How (E minor) ya (G major) gonna (A minor) (E minor) - someone (F major) else?
(E minor) - Yourself with my microphone
I'll give it to you later
when we're all alone
We can turn it up loud
And see if you come, but
Don't get your jizz on my microphone
(G major) - Yourself with organ (A minor) ized religion (E minor)
Now (G major) that is some seriously
sin (A minor) nin' business
(E minor) If the Lord (G major) sees their
pathet (A minor) ic crimes (E minor)
He'll be (B minor) (E minor) - them (B major) 'til
the (B minor) end of (D major) time (E minor)
Verse 4
And (E minor) can someone explain
to me this racist crap
(G major) I know (E minor) it isn't white,
but it isn't black (B major)
And (E minor) to those of you who can
only see things your way
(G major) Well, you can suck (D minor) my (D major) d- (D minor)
and take all (E minor) day
- Your nose with a pound of blow
Watch your money get up and go
But when you burnt your brain and you say
"I don't know"
I hate to tell you but I told you so (G major)
- Yourself with this grunge (A minor) rock noise
I mean, (E minor) stuff (G major) those albums
(A minor) in your (A major) groin (A minor)
(E minor) They (G major) come down on me because
I (A minor) know how (E minor) to play -
Hey... - you! (D minor) (E minor)
- Yourself with a copy of Rolling (G major) Stone
Or are (E minor) they too holy for
your holiest of holes
Now those people think
they're holier than Moses
But aren't they just a (A minor) bunch
of (B major) (E minor) - posers
- Yourself with your mother's jewelry
Hey, I won't tell, I ain't no stooly
If you (D minor) pounce hard enough (E minor)
you'll cough up a ruby
Your blood will be rich and so
will your (G major) doodie
- Yourself with the latest (A minor) fashion
(E minor) With your spikes (G major) and your hair and
those cute (A minor) little but (E minor) tons
And if (G major) you happen to have some
(A minor) leather and lace (B major)
- Yourself 'til you're blue
(B minor) in the (E minor) face
- Yourself with your income tax
They're - ing you and that's a fact
(C major) Be (E minor) fore you know it your
money's all spent
And you've just been - ed
by the government (D minor)
(E minor) - Yourself with your lawyer friend
You're the only one that's
getting - ed in the end
I have been so - ed by legal bills
That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
(G major) - Yourself with your full- (A minor)
length sweat (E minor) er
With your (G major) minks and your diamonds
and your (A minor) Irish (E minor) Setter
With your cash (G major) and your trash and
your sink (A minor) s and your drinks
(E minor) Just - yourself 'til you
Verse 5
can't even think
(E minor) Those of you who enjoy this song
Thank you thank you, I love you
Let's get it on
But for those of you who are totally
(A minor) out (E minor) raged (A minor) (E minor)
Outro 1
- Yourself with your face
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(E minor) (G major) (E minor)
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(G major) (A major) (E minor) (B major) (B minor) (B major) (E minor)
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(G major) (A minor) (G major) (A minor)
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(G major) (E minor) (A minor) (E minor)
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