Key: C minor•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
settle up
The sunset awaits,
Now keep pouring,
till your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland,
we don't get drunk with horse
The sunset awaits,
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so squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pouring
till your ice ice is sorted
In Auckland, we don't get troubled horses
And before I introduce my name
Somebody get the hell
Cause when I speak,
in between I take sips
And when I talk, yo I pass on these tips
you need to take a lot of nips
you need to smoke a spliff
Choose or pick,
now I've hooked up with a bitch
Wake up the next morning
next to the wicked witch
basically the process of becoming
a horseman
and it's okay if you don't
stay on your feet,
even though all blacks travel
on horseback
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occasionally, but caution, the volume could explode bladders
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when chillin' in the South Auckland version of Moe's Tavern,
by now I'm thinking out loud,
confessing
Helen Clark is starting to look gorgeous
but now my eyes is wasted,
I'm feeling tipsy,
I looked up at my boys
but still I have the stamina
to drink out the lit candle
And after all this I down another handle
my breath is lost as I guzzle
That's my elixir
Damn, who the hell stole my liquor?
Jack and Jim
Everybody got their cups
but everybody must've
Cause the odds of sipping my beverage
is highly unlikely
Regardless of how fast the room is cycling
he's Van Damme again
Attackin' his friends,
it's horsey cunts like this
that are always first if he crash to their bed
the sunset awaits
Now keep pourin' till
your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get drunk,
we horsin'
the sunset awaits
Now keep pourin' till your
eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get drunk,
we horsin'
When I drink,
my mood depends on how my day's been
If it sucks, I remain quite mean
with the slightest remark
And my direction can ignite violence
to man's best friend
Make you stick with me, to the bitter end
and I transform into a centaur
Half man, half horse,
Cause all layers till my face turns pale
Man I'ma drink any son
of a bitch under the table
don't stand out
I'll take them off you when you pass out
So simple caution when you're drinking
South Auckland
Cause when you're hoarse
and you wake up naked on the doorstep
up naked in my warm bed
ging me for more sex
Drunk as fuck and all I really
want is raw head
Cause I'ma stay hoarse
till I lay down on the floor dead
when you come to drink with savages
And bring your bandages
Remember all the tips and lessons
that we've taught
Cause no one here will walk straight
and some won't even walk at all
That's usually how we end
With cups with strong mixes,
ice and straws
If this love potion fails,
Obeying that mad boner
Enjoying ourselves before
Waking up the next morning,
all confused
Regretting how you had financed
all the booze
the sunset awaits
Now keep pawin' till
your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get
drunk with horsin'
the sunset awaits
Now keep pawin' till your
eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get
Shit, you don't understand
I'm a horse
I'm a horsey, eh
I'm more hoss than you,
my granddad a big, big fuckin' hoss
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I'm a young stallion hoss, I'd last forever,
20 years going down, 20 years I'd be away
Got a title on my hoss,
Ha ha, my count is good eh, I'm a hoss
Ha ha ha, you wanna caliber me,
you can't give up
10 bottle, 20 bottle, I'm the hoss hoss
Outro 1
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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