Five Years

Five Years easy guitar chords by Bo Burnham

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  • Verse 1
    Hey 
    baby, uh, it's 
    me 

    Um, 
    our 
    anniversary's comin' up, it's 

    a pretty 
    big one 

    And, 
    um, I wrote a song 
    for you 

    So I'm 
    just leaving you 
    this 

    voicemail because, 
    um 

    I want 
    the song 
    to 
    begin 

    with 
    this 
    voicemail 

    Like, I want 
    the 
    voicemail to play 

    at the beginning 
    of it 

    So, if 
    you could just 
    download 
    this 

    voicemail when you 
    get it 

    And then text 
    it to 
    me 

    Um, you might need 
    to, like, download 

    another 
    app 
    to download 
    the 

    I don't know 
    if you can rip 
    your 

    voicemail right off your phone 

    You might need to, 
    like 

    Just 
    Google it, 

    don't 
    call 
    me 
    and ask 
    me 

    'Cause 
    I know, 

    I know what you're 
    gonna do 

    You're 
    gonna, 

    you're 
    gonna get this 

    And you're 
    gonna 
    think you 
    just 

    can't 
    do it 

    And you're gonna 
    call me, 

    but 
    then I'm just 
    gonna Google 
    it 

    So, just you 
    Google 
    it, you're an 

    adult, you 
    can figure 
    it out 

    Um, so just, 
    fig
    ure it out 
    and 
    text 

    me the 
    voicemail 

    Um, immediately, 
    if 
    you 
    wouldn't mind 

    Like, 
    right when you get 
    this 

    Thank you, 
    um, 
    I love you, 
    bye 

    You're 
    my 
    be
    st 
    friend, 
    Verse 2

    love 
    you 
    (love you) 

    You know 
    me 
    and 
    know 

    you (know you) 

    We got 
    prob
    lems 
    that 
    we've 
    been 

    through (been through) 

    We got 
    shit 
    that 
    we'll 
    get 
    through, 
    uh 

    You 
    think I'm 
    rude 
    to you 

    You 
    think I 
    am 
    the worst 

    Because 
    I ask 
    when you 
    suck 
    my dick 

    You take 
    out 
    your 
    Invisalign first 

    Come 
    on 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 
    Still 
    Verse 3

    you, 
    still 
    me, 
    still 
    here 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years, 
    baby 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 

    We order 
    Chinese, 
    I'm 
    eating 
    my 
    Verse 4

    dumplings 

    You 
    reach 
    over 
    and you 
    take 

    my 
    dumpling 

    You don't 
    even 
    say, 

    "Do you 
    mind?" 
    or 
    nothing 

    Why would 
    you 
    assume that 

    you're 
    entitled 
    to 
    dumpling? 

    So I 
    look 
    at you, 
    you look 
    back 
    at me, like, 

    "What the 
    fuck 
    did I 
    do?" 

    If you 
    really 
    wanted 
    some 
    dim 
    sum, 
    then 

    You 
    really 
    should've 
    gotten 
    some 

    when 
    we 
    put 
    in the 
    order 

    You say, 
    "You're 
    a psycho 
    and 

    I-I 
    don't don't 
    wanna 
    fight 

    So, 
    let's 
    just drop 
    this, 

    it's 
    not 
    a big 
    deal" 

    "Okay, 
    but 
    for the 
    record 

    You 
    owe 
    me 
    dumpling, 

    mean 
    it, 
    I won't 
    forget 

    You 
    owe me 
    a dump
    ling 

    Verse 5
    or a 
    dumpling 
    equivalent" 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 

    Still 
    you, 
    still 
    me, 
    still 
    here 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years, 
    baby 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 

    Verse 6
    We 
    found a 
    spider 
    in the 
    house 

    You freaked 
    and you jumped 

    up 
    onto the 
    couch 

    Since 
    was 
    close 
    and 
    able 

    I jumped 
    up on the 
    coffee 
    table 

    You 
    said, 
    "You 
    should 
    kill 
    that" 

    said, 
    "Um, 
    no, 
    fuck 
    that" 

    You 
    said, 
    "Come 
    on, 
    be 
    man" 

    What? 

    You're 
    a total 
    anti-sexist, 

    patriarchy 
    fighter 

    But your 
    whole 
    world
    view collapses 

    The mo
    ment 
    there's 
    a spider, 
    cool 

    get 
    it, 
    this 
    is the 
    real 
    you 

    It's 
    a pleasure, 
    nice 
    to 
    meet 
    you 

    Shit like 
    this 
    brings 
    the 

    movement 
    down 

    Everyone's 
    a feminist 

    Verse 7
    until there 
    is a 
    spider 
    around 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 

    Still 
    you, 
    still 
    me, 
    still 
    here 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years, 
    baby 

    Five 
    years, 
    five 
    years 

    Verse 8
    How come 
    every 
    time I 
    need to 

    take a 
    poo 
    in the 
    bathroom 

    You 
    out 
    of the blue 
    need 
    to 

    use the 
    bathroom? 

    Just 
    use the 
    guest 
    room 
    bathroom 

    That's 
    why 
    we 
    got 

    two 
    bathroom

    Just 
    use 
    the 
    guest 
    room 
    bathroom 

    That's 
    why 
    we 
    got 
    two 
    bathrooms 

    And you 
    know 

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