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Five Years easy guitar chords by 
Bo Burnham
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Verse 1
Am
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
Dm
And, um, I wrote a song for you
Am
So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
Dm
Am
I want the song to begin
with this voicemail
Dm
Like, I want the voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
Am
So, if you could just download this
Dm
voicemail when you get it
Am
And then text it to me
Um, you might need to, like, download
Dm
Am
another app to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
Dm
voicemail right off your phone
You might need to, like
Am
Just Google it,
Dm
don't call me and ask me
'Cause I know,
C
I know what you're gonna do
You're gonna,
Am
you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
C
can't do it
Dm
And you're gonna call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
Am
So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
Dm
Am
Um, so just, figure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
Dm
Like, right when you get this
Am
Dm
Thank you, um, I love you, bye
C
Am
You're my be st friend, I
Verse 2
Dm
love you (love you)
Em
Am
You know me and I know
Dm
you (know you)
Em
Am
We got problems that we've been
Dm
through (been through)
Em
Dm
Am
We got shit that we'll get through, uh
Dm
You think I'm rude to you
Am
You think I am the worst
Dm
Because I ask when you suck my dick
Am
You take out your Invisalign first
Dm
Come on
Em
Five years, five years Still
Verse 3
Am
you, still me, still here
Dm
Em
Five years, five years, baby
Am
Five years, five years
Em
Dm
We order Chinese, I'm eating my
Verse 4
Am
dumplings
You reach over and you take
Dm
my dumpling
You don't even say,
Am
"Do you mind?" or nothing
Why would you assume that
Dm
you're entitled to a dumpling?
Em
Am
So I look at you, you look back at me, like,
Em
"What the fuck did I do?"
Dm
Em
If you really wanted some dim sum, then
Am
You really should've gotten some
Dm
when we put in the order
Am
You say, "You're a psycho and
Dm
I-I don't don't wanna fight
Em
So, let's just drop this,
Am
it's not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
Dm
You owe me a dumpling,
Am
I mean it, I won't forget
Dm
Am
C
You owe me a dumpling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
Dm
Em
Five years, five years
Am
Still you, still me, still here
Dm
C
Em
Five years, five years, baby
Am
Dm
Five years, five years
Verse 6
Am
We found a spider in the house
You freaked and you jumped
Dm
up onto the couch
C
Am
Since I was close and able
I jumped up on the coffee table
Dm
You said, "You should kill that"
Am
I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
Dm
Am
You said, "Come on, be a man"
C
What?
Am
Dm
You're a total anti-sexist,
C
Dm
Am
a patriarchy fighter
Dm
C
But your whole worldview collapses
Dm
Am
The moment there's a spider, cool
Dm
Em
I get it, this is the real you
Am
Em
It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
Dm
Shit like this brings the
Em
movement down
Am
Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
Dm
Em
Five years, five years
Am
Still you, still me, still here
Dm
C
Em
Five years, five years, baby
Am
Five years, five years
Verse 8
Dm
Em
How come every time I need to
Am
take a poo in the bathroom
You out of the blue need to
Dm
use the bathroom?
Em
Just use the guest room bathroom
Am
That's why we got
Dm
two bathrooms
Em
Just use the guest room bathroom
Am
That's why we got two bathrooms
Dm
Em
Am
And you know
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