Five Years chords by Bo Burnham
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Verse 1
Hey (A minor) baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up, it's
a pretty big one
And, um, I wrote a song for you (D minor)
(A minor) So I'm just leaving you this
voicemail because, um
I want (D minor) the song to (A minor) begin
with this voicemail
Like, I want the (D minor) voicemail to play
at the beginning of it
(A minor) So, if you could just download this
voicemail when you (D minor) get it
And then text it to me (A minor)
Um, you might need to, like, download
another app (D minor) (A minor) to download the
I don't know if you can rip your
voicemail right off your phone (D minor)
You might need to, like
(A minor) Just Google it,
don't call me and ask (D minor) me
'Cause I know,
I know what you're (C major) gonna do
You're gonna,
(A minor) you're gonna get this
And you're gonna think you just
(C major) can't do it
And you're gonna (D minor) call me,
but then I'm just gonna Google it
(A minor) So, just you Google it, you're an
adult, you can figure it out
(D minor) Um, so just, fig (A minor) ure it out and text
me the voicemail
Um, immediately, if you wouldn't mind
(D minor) Like, right when you get this
(A minor) Thank you, um, I love you, bye (D minor)
You're my (C major) be st friend, (A minor) I
Verse 2
love you (D minor) (love you)
You know me (E minor) (A minor) and I know
you (know you) (D minor)
We got prob (E minor) lems (A minor) that we've been
through (been through) (D minor)
We got shit (E minor) (D minor) that we'll (A minor) get through, uh
You think I'm (D minor) rude to you
You think I (A minor) am the worst
Because I ask when you (D minor) suck my dick
You take out your (A minor) Invisalign first
Come (D minor) on
Five years, (E minor) five years Still
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Verse 3
(A minor)
you, still me, still here
(D minor) Five years, five (E minor) years, baby
(A minor) Five years, five years
We order Chinese, (E minor) I'm (D minor) eating my
Verse 4
(A minor)
dumplings
You reach over and you take
my (D minor) dumpling
You don't even say,
"Do you mind?" or (A minor) nothing
Why would you assume that
you're entitled to a (D minor) dumpling?
So I (E minor) look at you, (A minor) you look back at me, like,
"What the fuck did I (E minor) do?"
(D minor) If you really wanted some (E minor) dim sum, then
(A minor) You really should've gotten some
when we (D minor) put in the order
You say, "You're a psycho (A minor) and
I-I don't don't wanna (D minor) fight
So, let's just drop (E minor) this,
it's (A minor) not a big deal"
"Okay, but for the record
(D minor) You owe me a dumpling,
(A minor) I mean it, I won't forget
(D minor) You (A minor) owe me a dump (C major) ling
Verse 5
or a dumpling equivalent"
(D minor) Five years, (E minor) five years
Still (A minor) you, still me, still here
(D minor) Five years, (C major) five years, (E minor) baby
(A minor) Five years, five years (D minor)
Verse 6
We found a spider in the house (A minor)
You freaked and you jumped
up onto the (D minor) couch
Since I was (C major) close and (A minor) able
I jumped up on the coffee table
(D minor) You said, "You should kill that"
I (A minor) said, "Um, no, fuck that"
(D minor) You said, "Come on, be a man" (A minor)
What? (C major)
(A minor) You're a total (D minor) anti-sexist,
(C major) a (D minor) (A minor) patriarchy fighter
But your (D minor) whole world (C major) view collapses
(D minor) The mo (A minor) ment there's a spider, cool
(D minor) I get it, (E minor) this is the real you
(A minor) It's a pleasure, nice to (E minor) meet you
(D minor) Shit like this brings the
(E minor) movement down
(A minor) Everyone's a feminist
Verse 7
until there is a spider around
(D minor) Five years, (E minor) five years
Still (A minor) you, still me, still here
(D minor) Five years, (C major) five years, (E minor) baby
(A minor) Five years, five years
Verse 8
(D minor) How come every time I (E minor) need to
take a poo in the (A minor) bathroom
You out of the blue need to
use the (D minor) bathroom?
Just use the (E minor) guest room bathroom
(A minor) That's why we got
two bathroom (D minor) s
Just use the (E minor) guest room bathroom
(A minor) That's why we got two bathrooms
(D minor) (E minor) And you (A minor) know
Five Years
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