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First Orgasm chords by 
The Dresden Dolls
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Verse 1
G
It is a Thursday
I get up early
Em
It is a challenge
C
I'm usually lazy
Verse 2
G
I make some coffee
I eat some rice chex
Em
And then I sit down
C
F
To check my inbox
Verse 3
C
I only read a word or two
Em
I stare across the street and see
C
the churches and the blue
Verse 4
F
C
The first orgasm of the morning
Em
G
C
Is cold and hard as hell
F
C
There won't be any second coming
Em
Esus4
Em
C
As far as I can tell
Verse 5
G
I arch my back cause
I'm very close now
Em
It's very cold here
C
By the window
Verse 6
G
There are some school kids
Yelling and running
Em
I barely notice
G
C
That I am cumming
Verse 7
F
C
The first orgasm of the morning
Em
G
C
Is like a fire drill
F
C
It's nice to have a little warning
Em
C
But not enjoyable
Verse 8
Em
D
C
I am too busy to have friends
Em
D
C
A lover would just complicate my plans
F
So I will never look for love
C
Em
C
D
C
again
F
C
I'm taking matters into my own hands
Interlude 1
G
Verse 9
G
Em
I think I could last at least a week
C
without someone to hold me
G
Em
I think I could last at least a week
C
without someone to hold me
C
Won't you hold me?
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