First Orgasm
First Orgasm

First Orgasm easy guitar chords by The Dresden Dolls

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Fret 2

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  • G

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  • C

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  • Esus4

  • D

  • G

  • Em

  • C

  • F

  • Esus4

  • D

    • Verse 1
    It 
    is 
    a Thursday 

    I 
    get 
    up 
    early 

    It 
    is 
    a challenge 

    I'm 
    usually 
    lazy 

    Verse 2
    I 
    make 
    some 
    coffee 

    I 
    eat 
    some 
    rice 
    chex 

    And then 
    I sit 
    down 

    To 
    check 
    my 
    inbox 

    Verse 3
    I only 
    read 
    a word 
    or 
    two 

    I stare 
    across 
    the 
    street 
    and 
    see 

    the churches 
    and 
    the blue 

    Verse 4
    The first 
    orgasm 
    of 
    the 
    morning 

    Is 
    cold 
    and 
    hard 
    as 
    hell 

    There 
    won't 
    be 
    any 
    second 
    coming 

    As 
    far 
    as 
    I 
    can 
    tell 

    Verse 5
    I 
    arch 
    my 
    back 
    cause 

    I'm 
    very 
    close 
    now 

    It's 
    very 
    cold 
    here 

    By 
    the 
    window 

    Verse 6
    There 
    are 
    some school 
    kids 

    Yelling 
    and 
    running 

    I 
    barely 
    notice 

    That 
    I 
    am 
    cumming 

    Verse 7
    The first 
    orgasm 
    of 
    the 
    morning 

    Is 
    like 
    a fire 
    drill 

    It's 
    nice 
    to 
    have 
    a 
    little 
    warning 

    But 
    not 
    enjoyable 

    Verse 8
    I am 
    too 
    busy 
    to 
    have friends 

    A 
    lover 
    would 
    just 
    complicate 
    my 
    plans 

    So 
    I 
    will never 
    look 
    for 
    love 

    again 

    I'm 
    taking 
    matters 
    into 
    my 
    own 
    hands 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 9
    I 
    think 
    I could 
    last 
    at 
    least 
    a 
    week 

    without 
    someone 
    to hold 
    me 

    I 
    think I 
    could 
    last 
    at 
    least 
    a 
    week 

    without 
    someone 
    to 
    hold 
    me 

    Won't 
    you hold 
    me? 

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