Fatlady chords by Original Concept

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Dm
Em
D
C
Dsus4
Am
Esus4

Verse 1
Dm 
What do you look for in a woman?
Big breasts.
Big rump.
Fat thighs.
Big breasts.
Dr.
Dre likes big breasts.
Actually...
I'm not talking about chicken
barbecues and stuff.
No, no, no.
What do you look for?
Big breasts.
Let's talk about,
there's gotta be a certain...
Big breasts.
There's a certain intellectual level of stimulation
that one needs in a relationship, I'm sure.
So with that in mind,
what is it that you look for in a woman to truly excite you?
Em 
Dm 
Big breasts
D 
C 
Dm 
D 
Dsus4 
Dm 
She couldn't eat enough
Em 
to fill her fat belly
Dm 
So she started taking crack like
Diet
Tax
Now she know I'll be fat,
but I'll make you swag
C 
Dm 
Then she looked at me and said,
what you wanna do?
I said nothing with you,
D 
cause your body is poor
Em 
Dm 
She said, come on honey,
come on with me sonny
We can do this like bros and
D 
you won't need money
C 
Dm 
I said I wasn't with
her and I wasn't stee
D 
Now the girl is on my job for eternity
Em 
C 
She said, I  see money makes diet king
Dm 
I hear in the past you're the
Em 
king of all things
Dm 
Give me a chance to
show you what I'm doing
We can do the freaky thing
Em 
of making dreams come true
Dm 
I'll pass,
Big
Mama, but give me a call
Might take you to the dance at the
D 
Sardis
Ball
Em 
Dm 
And spend all your money
at the shopping mall
Then if you wanna get on,
D 
it's like that, 'all
Dm 
She was a big, fat lady
Fat lady, fat lady
C 
Dm 
She was a big, fat lady
C 
Dm 
Fat lady, fat lady
Dsus4 
Dm 
She was a big, lady
C 
Dm 
Fat lady, fat lady
Em 
D 
Dm 
She was a big, lady
Am 
Dm 
Fat lady, fat lady
Em 
A big, a   big
C 
Big, fat lady made me say, wow
And
Dm 
Bigger
Em 
Monk's momma was fat as a cow
Dm 
Now the way she walked and talked
and man was shiverin' in shame
And the chair that she was sittin'
Em 
in was ready to break
Dm 
She said, I'll rap a
G, you gotta be my luv
Then wobbled at the chair,
Em 
then gave me a hug
C 
And said, ooh wee baby,
I just about to squeeze
Dm 
Esus4 
When she let go, I just fell to  my knees
Dm 
Now say in' to myself
that it was just unfair
Had me dyin' and chokin'
C 
and screamin' for air
Dm 
She said, I'm a pretty boy,
don't even try to lie
I'm big, fat, pretty,
D 
even black and I'm proud
Dm 
And I'm one female,
I don't take no mess
And know who I'm on each
Dsus4 
Em 
side just to  be the best
Dm 
If you wanna be my girl,
please give me some slack
And the first thing in the morning,
run around the track
That's right, girl, listen what I'm sayin'
Em 
You gotta get with it, with no delayin'
Dm 
She was on my tip like a fatal attraction
She said, I'll do it if
Em 
it pleases satisfaction
Dm 
She started workin' out, dyin' and all
I said, when you slim and trim,
Em 
give the rapper to your call
Dm 
One year later,
she was lookin' greater
Couldn't wait to take her out,
Em 
I couldn't wait to date her
Dm 
I said, mister,
you remember me? said, yeah
You're the suckerpup,
they call the rapper
Em 
G
Dm 
I said, don't you even try it,
girl, I don't buy it
Think you're cool, pathetic,
Em 
cause you're on a grass di  et
Dm 
Just because you're
skinny, you're acting all crappy
Am 
Dm 
Body is deaf, but your hair's still nappy
Em 
Dm 
Try to  get me back,
I wouldn't give me no plane
That's so right, baby,
I don't want you anyway
It's plain to see, it'll always be
To me and to everybody
You still a big fat lady