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Fat Chance chords by 
311 
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Key: E major•BPM: 115
Verse 1
F5
Bb
C
Na
na na na na na
G5
Aw yea
Verse 2
F5
I've seen the devil and the devil is coke
Not down like that 'cause it
ain't a fuckin joke
Eb
Trip the shrooms fantastic
D
Shit gets drastic
I didn't believe a word
Verse 3
F5
Can you hear this, can you hear rhythm
Make the music soothin' your system
Eb
Come on now, come on now
D
Hear the beat so sweet
I shouldn't tell you how
C
I'm a freak y'all I'm a
Verse 4
C
D
C
freak y'all
Much love to my man Stan Thomas
G5
Yea, we'd also
Verse 5
F5
say like what up to our man,
Eb
D
C
D
C
Eddy Offord
D
C
Eddy
Verse 6
Bb
C
G5
D
Em
G5
D
G5
Em
G5
D
G5
Offord
Em
You
Verse 7
G5
D
Em
F#5
D
know
Em
I'm ready,
G
yes, to rock steady
Em
F#m
G5
My name's not Betty or Teddy,
Em
but Nick
F#m
G5
Em
And I'm what you might call a heretic
G5
Em
Yes, and I am from Nebraska
E
D
Em
My girl is satisfied, you can ask her
E
D
Em
You know I've never visited Alaska
D
Em
Huh, where the oil was spilt
D
Em
That drunken captain should be killed
F#m
G5
F#m
For polluting the sea, an atrocity
Em
F#m
G5
F#m
He still walks free, well
Em
F#m
This one goes to all the
G5
birds that drown
D
Fuck the bullshit,
E
Em
G5
D
it's time to throw down
Verse 8
Fuck the bullshit,
G5
Em
G5
it's time to throw down
D
Fuck the bullshit,
Em
G5
D
it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit,
Em
it's time to throw down
F#m
F#5
Verse 9
D
E
Just fuck the bullshit,
F#m
too many damn fears and panic
Em
F#m
It's time to throw down and so I said it
E
F#m
Words of wisdom that will keep
F#5
y'all guess ing
E
F#5
'Cause I'm tired of playing
G
Em
and I'm tired of messing around
E
D
Em
With all those suckers
D
Yes, stupid mother fuckers
Em
D
Who put down what we do
E
D
We stand alone with the group that's new
E
F#m
G5
F#m
If I was a dwarf, I'd surely be Dopey
Em
F#m
I'm a stoned wheat thin
G5
D
you cannot cope G
Em
F#m
Kick in the teeth, a
G5
D
condescending frown
Fuck the bullshit,
E
Em
G5
D
it's time to throw down
Verse 10
Fuck the bullshit,
G5
Em
G5
it's time to throw down
D
Fuck the bullshit,
G5
Em
G5
D
it's time to throw down
Fuck the bullshit,
G5
Em
it's time to throw down
F#m
D
E
Verse 11
Yeah, right about now,
D
F#m
I'd like to turn the mic over to my man, SA Martinez
D
Verse 12
C
I am sly in the mix, I am the mix master
D
C
Death and destructor, lyric conductor
D
Rollin' with the rhythm of
A
G5
the rhyme I'm rollin
D
Cold cap the parasites when I
C
C5
start to spazz
D
E
D
Nicholas hits hard he's got the jazz
E
D
E
Now the B- boys rockin, rockin,
D
breakin' moves on the floor
311's stepping out,
E
have 'em yellin for more
C
D
Go on hoping, I'm poetry in mo tion
E
When I fire, I spray, duck down,
D
I'm locin'
E
D
E
P-Nut, the bass storm is looming
And in your mind, the rhythm is booming
Interlude 1
P to the N to the you to the T
D
E
A
E
D
E
D
E
D
A
D
Em
E
Just fuck the
Verse 13
has-been's and
G
their stupid-ass rappin'
G5
A
Promising Promising bullshit
you can't come through with
E
Em
G5
A
Do it in the basement, no complacent
E
It's time to kick the fuck in
G5
A
Begin to win, no sin and then
E
G5
A
Share it, declare it in the
public domain
Verse 14
Refrain
Em
F#m
I'd be perfectly sad if rap was a fad
G
Em
G
But it's not so I'd thought I'd
G5
G
come out with a shot
Em
F#m
Stupid dumb lyrics make
G5
you think I'm a clown
D
E
Em
G
D
I don't give a fuck, it's time
F#m
Em
D
E
Em
G5
to throw down
D
Verse 15
E
Em
E
F#m
D
Fuck the bullshit,
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