Fast News chords by Pigmeat Markham

SimplifiedG · F · Gm · C

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Verse 1
G 
Yeah,  (G major) there's gonna be
some changes made here,
because if they don't get a move
F 
Gm 
on them and bring me  (F major) in some first  (G minor) -class news,
G 
C 
G 
 (G major) instead of bringing  (C major) me this  (G major) stale news,
G 
C 
I bet I'll lop off all ears  (G major) in this office  (C major) if I have
to tear the building down myself.
G 
 (G major) Hey, boss!
Hey, boss!
Got some fast news for you.
Oh, you have?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, what happened?
A man just got run over by a bus.
Yeah?
Yes, sir.
When?
Two days ago.
Get out of here, you...
Why, you...
I'll kill him!
C 
G 
 (C major) coming in here with  (G major) this news happened last
year sometime if they don't come
in here with the best news that
they can get when it happens
what's the news girl?
A woman and five children just got
burned up in the fire.
Oh they did?
Yeah.
When?
Three days ago.
Get out of here!
What do you mean three
days ago? I don't want
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G 
any  (F major) news that happened last  (G major) month if
things don't happen in
Oh my my my my!
Say it
Oh, boss!
Yes?
Boss, I got some fast news!
Oh, you have?
I got some real hot news!
Yeah?
Just off the press!
Yeah, what is it?
Man just got shot!
He did?
Yes, sir!
Yeah, when?
Wait a minute!
That's the kind of news I want!
That's the kind of news I want!